An oddly widespread and simultaneous rash of boating accidents…

No, not people with dirt on Hillary…

Tragic: Every Single Bump Stock In Nation Suddenly Lost In Boating Accident

It’s not clear why gun owners were taking their bump stocks boating. Some have theorized they were using them to fish, or just wanted to make sure they weren’t stolen why they were away. Whatever the case, it’s tragic that the bump stocks are now all at the bottom of lakes, rivers, and oceans from coast to coast.

So, problem solved, then. Bump stocks will no longer rampage through the helpless throngs of Las Vegas. Good show, everyone – now the ATF can go back to policing paperwork violations among high-dollar collectors.

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3 Responses to An oddly widespread and simultaneous rash of boating accidents…

  1. Winston Smith says:

    Does this mean they are coming to cut off my fingers?
    Cause I have been using them as a bump fire mech for at least 30 years.

  2. Joel says:

    Might want to keep that fact to yourself in future, Winston. They’ll be stopping everybody on the street and checking for remaining digits next.

  3. Kentucky says:

    I understand there’s action forthcoming on the regulation of rubber bands and belt loops.

To the stake with the heretic!