Oh, God. When the “To Serve Man” aliens show up to harvest our protein, we’re toast.
Fellow Greetings! Courtesy of Alphecca, we present the “upsetting and scary” tale of an innocent fisherman who draws up an object of horror from the murky depths. Will he survive? Did he bring a change of trousers? Will this long-dormant relic from a violent past come to life and spread carnage? Stay tuned, citizens! Joy-Joy Feelings!
“I reeled in a gun,” Pina said, still hyperventilating as he described his catch more than an hour later. “Yesterday I caught a 27-inch bluefish. Today? A gun.”
“To pull something like that out of the water is extremely dangerous. I didn’t want my son to see something like that, but he did. Horrible,” Pina said. “When I pulled it up, I dropped it over at the pier. I didn’t dare to touch it.”