Coyote Negotiations

No joy on the game camera overnight. It did catch me outside leaving a message at quarter to six this morning…

I haven’t got the bladder capacity to visit the whole area in one go – but I do have an orange juice bottle and I’m not afraid to use it. Old men generally have to get up a couple of times in the middle of the night, no point letting it go to waste.

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5 Responses to Coyote Negotiations

  1. Anonymous says:

    Only a couple of times in the night? I only wish I had it so good!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Language they understand.
    Tree Mike

  3. R says:

    Did you ever watch or read Never Cry Wolf? Supposedly Farley Mowett conducted a similar study in biological expression via the urinary route. Seems much more plausible than the mouse consumption phase of the study.

  4. Joel says:

    R: I did see the movie many years ago. I found it implausible at the time but I have sort of incorporated parts of that montage into my weekly routine.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Maybe eat some asparagus to fortify impact?

To the stake with the heretic!