They all got rounded up and hauled off a month or so and I thought that was the end of them for the cold season. Apparently not so.
They’re baaaack. Just chased this bunch out of my yard.
I hate frickin’ cattle. At least this time of year they can’t eat my flowers.
They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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For your business or your name
Tell him to go and fuck himself
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For a man who'd trade his liberty
For a safe and dreamless sleep
Doesn't deserve the both of them
And neither shall he keep.
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Ya know, Joel, they make rubber and hard nylon balls for paintball guns. Should be very effective against critters. Even those as big as cows. They’re cheap and reusable. And they leave no evidence.
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Mr. Price is right. If you can scrounge up a cheap paintball gun, dusting cows with nylon balls would be the ticket to driving them off. The cows are probably too stupid to stay away, but this would be better than nothing.
I’m confused. Is there a rotation that makes sense, ie growing season vs barren ground. Why are they reintroducing cattle when they were just removed
Ya’ll gone throw away them jackstands?
Put up a fence then. You are living in free range country , but you can put a perimeter fence to control access .
Slingshots work well too.
Best that the animal not know that its you doing the stinging so they dont realize where the bad juju is coming from. If they think its the Hand of God doing it, theyre more likely to avoid the area instead of the person.
Joel, a couple of items that scare cattle, without you having to buy extra hardware, are.Cattle Crackers and Bird Frite, both in 12Ga., or the low-tech but mighty effective no.10 shot. So long as they are 35 – 45 yards off, it’ll sting them but not penetrate their hide, leaving no evidence that you encouraged them to “move along, little doggies, move along”.
Of course, as others have suggested before, if a poddy calf was to drop dead, and found itself in your freezer, in convenient meal-size packaging, who’s to know?
Around here (S Oregon, east of the Cascades), most of the cattle get sent to market in the fall, but the ranchers will keep the bulls over the winter. If conditions are mild, they’ll be left outside to graze. (Not right now; the morning’s low temp was -4 degrees, so the snow ain’t gonna melt. White Thanksgiving sounds like a cheap knockoff of a better movie.)
I may do that, yes. It’s the only action legally open to me. Saying I can do that is easy: Paying for it is something else entirely. Even a 4-strand fence, which is what most people use, is far beyond my means. But if I were going to go to the trouble and expense, were that possible, I’d want a more substantial fence that would not only keep critters out but also keep a certain big young dog in. May as well get some actual benefit from it, rather than just paying for an expensive nuisance to fence out other nuisances.
In any case, it’s not financially possible.
They don’t talk to me about these things but I can make an educated guess. All summer they let the breed bulls roam free, and I saw an awful lot of obviously pregnant cows. Meanwhile the steer calves were getting awfully big not to be rounded up. I thought they’d leave the preggers loose – the last operation to have this lease did that. But what I think they did was round them all up, let the birthings happen in feed lots or some more easily controlled surroundings, then castrate the male calves and release them with their mothers back in open range. They let very few female calves survive, only enough to replace cows that age out. It’s the males they want to sell for meat, so they kill the female calves right away so their mothers will dry up and go back into heat.
Anon says: “ Ya’ll gone throw away them jackstands?”
Those are obviously TACTICAL jack stands. Way too valuable to throw away.
How much will a fence cost
Yeah you’re right . Fences are expensive, especially ones that can contain a dog.
Perhaps one of those solar electric ones from Harbor freight ?