Diane Feinstein touched me inappropriately!

There, I said it.

It was sometime back when I was in grammar school, I think. Can’t quite recall. Other people saw it, though. Two people, or maybe four.

But I said it, so it must be true. When’s her trial? No, I won’t testify – you should have the FBI investigate the charge instead.

(snicker) Yeah, that’ll happen. But strangely it’s national news when one political party favored by the press does it to another political party. And those of us they purport to rule just sit back, roll our eyes, and get on with our lives.

About Joel

You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

14 Responses to Diane Feinstein touched me inappropriately!

  1. Zack says:

    She got you too, eh? Messed me up for life …

  2. doubletrouble says:

    #metoo

  3. Mark Matis says:

    Pound me too!

  4. Kentucky says:

    Me, too . . . me, too . . . it was a deeply repressed memory but just last week it popped into my head, clear as can be. Horrible, scary . . .

    Now I’m all violated and stuff.

  5. Ben says:

    Now I feel left out, ignored, disenfranchised, the ugly guy sitting wistfully at the edges of the action. Joel is the lucky one, but here I am untouched .

    So who do I need to see to get myself touched inappropriately?

  6. Bear says:

    Yeah, #MeToo. I couldn’t remember when, but a classmate remembered for me.

  7. Bear says:

    Added: On the bright side, it was Feinstein, so it didn’t put me off women.

  8. Joel says:

    Joel is the lucky one, but here I am untouched .

    Lucky? Did I mention it was Diane Feinstein?

    Lucky. Huh. That’s like saying “I burned alive, but hey! Lucky! I was in a Lamborghini at the time.” 🙂

  9. Mark Matis says:

    Would you rather it had been Ginsburg instead, Joel?
    }:-]

  10. Joel says:

    I’m not certain she’s capable of lifting her arms any longer.

  11. Ben says:

    “I’m not certain she’s capable of lifting her arms any longer.”

    Well, perhaps she could manage it for self-adulation purposes.

  12. Mark Matis says:

    Or she could just use her lips. THEY still move.

    And on a side note:

    https://cultofthe1st.blogspot.com/2018/09/why-christine-blasey-fords-high-school_19.html

  13. Mark Matis says:

    Well, I don’t think she’s got enough teeth left to cause any such problem…

    }:-]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *