Not quite ready for that, young ladies…

To avoid the risk of mansplaining I never tell new pullets that they shouldn’t hang out in the nesting boxes because then they just fill them with shit which I have to clean out. I accept my guilt as a white male and just clean out the damned boxes when they’re done playing in them.

Though technically I developed this approach during a period when the pullets were always red. Now that they’re white do they share part of the blame, since after all I’m not the one actually taking multiple dumps in the nesting boxes? Does whiteness count for more or less than maleness when assigning guilt? This brave new world is confusing and occasionally infuriating.

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3 Responses to Precocious

  1. Robert says:

    “do they share part of the blame”?
    No, they are innocent due to having chicken-sized brains.

    I read the so-called article.
    What does it say about her that she blamed/accused her husband for thirty minutes?
    What does it say about him that he sat there?
    Nevermind. I’m sure no matter what I think or say, it will all be my fault.
    Why, yes, now that you mention it, I have lately taken to drinking.

  2. jabrwok says:

    Apparently being female is no longer sufficient to protect the distaff half of the Evil Whites:

    So feel free to upbraid the pullets to your heart’s content!

  3. A "bad" man says:

    Wow, what a ridiculous article.

    If you want change, make the change happen. If you are asking others to change on your behalf then you are not worthy of it.

    Reading that completely piece of crap article changed how I see the marches and rants like this. You are vilifying me as a man (along with all other men) yet you are asking us to make the the change?!? To hell with you. If you want the world to change, then change it. Do not trash me and my gender and then have the audacity to then ask me to change the world for you.

    And if the idea of a good man is one who will allow someone to rail on them for 30 minutes and just sit and take it like a servant or block of wood, dear Lord I hope my sons never turn into good men. If a good man is one who allows the guilt and crimes of others to be yoked to them while they sit quietly by, to hell with “good” men.

    I would rather them be bad men who provide for their families, take in and give good advice, treat their spouse and all others as the equals they are and with kindness.

    Every rant like this I hear where I am being lumped in with rapist just turns me into an enemy of the person doing the ranting.

    Quit being a weak ass example for the good women out their that make change happen. Quit being a victim of your own mind. And do not dare show up on my property and attempt this absurd behavior or you will be facing a man who will treat you like the equal you want be. And that would be a grave decision on your part.

To the stake with the heretic!