This is why Eloi mustn’t be in charge.

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From here.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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8 Responses to This is why Eloi mustn’t be in charge.

  1. Wonder what happens if you take one out? 🙂

  2. Ken Hagler says:

    The picture below that one is (probably unintentionally) rather funny, though. I carried a knife all though my teenage years and was never one of the 7 out of 10 teenagers they claim is admitted to A&E having been stabbed with their own knife. No doubt this was because, unlike the person in that picture, I didn’t just stick a steak knife in my pocket.

  3. Ben says:

    It’s so nice to know that officialdom is spending our tax money to keep us safe from folding multi-tools and corkscrews. I will sleep better tonight!

  4. Mike Miles says:

    Once they take all the guns, they take the knives, what’s next forks then sporks?
    In the future all food will be smoothies…after you register your blenders..

  5. MJR says:

    This is one of the two reasons that I will never set foot in the UK. The other reason is the amount of CCTV’s in use.

  6. Unclezip says:

    Good Lord, I’ve got more than that in my junk drawer. A couple of years ago at a party, a buddy asked for a knife. On a lark, we went through my truck and toolboxes and found 14 knives (folding and fixed), a machete, a shovel, and a double-bit axe. I suppose I should clean house once in a while. Would probably get life in prison on Airstrip One.

  7. Anonymous says:

    A knife over 3″ that opens easily and locks will get you nicked in New York City :^(

  8. Did I just read the words “knife amnesty”? Nope. Not possible. I refuse to accept those two words in conjunction as any logical part of any sentence in the English language.

To the stake with the heretic!