Tobie Every Single F’ing Night…

Seriously. I don’t care if it’s birds nesting in the porch rafters or APCs full of feds, I’m thinking of getting up and kicking him in the nads.

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5 Responses to Tobie Every Single F’ing Night…

  1. Terrapod says:

    If you ever figure out how to get him to stop barking at night sounds, let me know.

    Our 2-1/2 YO terrier would love to sleep next to our bed or on her favorite chair, but wife can’t sleep with all the barking over nothing at odd times of the night, so she gets to sleep in her crate. Not happy, but we get silence.

    Seeing as we have every critter known to Michigan traipsing through our yard, I have no solution.

  2. Jim_R says:

    You put the wife in the crate? How does that work in the morning?

  3. Joel says:

    Hey, discipline must be maintained.

  4. Mark Matis says:

    He better beware lest she turn into Lorena Bobbit!

  5. Terrapod says:

    All taken n good cheer. Both the dog and wife are female (never use the word Bitches, self preservation yannow).

To the stake with the heretic!