Torso Boy wishes the world to know…

…that quail are a treasonous danger to the republic, possibly a covert fifth column working for the rabbit (or maybe sparrow, he’s not entirely clear in his messaging) plot to take over the American economy and sap the purity of our precious bodily fluids.


Whatever – they’re dangerous. And allegedly delicious. And jeez, they really are everywhere around here. I think they’re fun to watch, running around with their enormous families of tiny baby quail but he is convinced that they’re a menace to the yard. So be warned, I guess.

No, other than that there’s nothing to report. Sorry. At the dawn of my sixth full day on site I am as bored as a still-sane man can be.

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5 Responses to Torso Boy wishes the world to know…

  1. Ben says:

    How can you be so damn sure of your sanity?

  2. bill says:

    Pretty bird. Out here in Texas it is not as common to find certain ground animals (like quail and horny toads , etc) with the advancement of fire ants over the years. They can still be found but not like when I was a kid.

  3. Well, as long as TB isn’t bored, what with all those threats to guard against.

  4. Norman says:

    Invest in some popcorn, take him to a park and introduce him to pigeons.

    We’ll want video…..

  5. John says:

    “How can you be so damn sure of your sanity?”

    The book.
    When does the book happen?

To the stake with the heretic!