Aha! The Dread Terrorist Jack Daniels rises again!


Neighbours ‘thought man was terrorist’ for flying Jack Daniels flag

The infamous terrorist

They saw something, they said something. What could possibly go wrong?

Y’know what would be funny? If you infiltrated one of those ISIS marches waving a JD flag. It’d be a real hoot, don’t you think? Until, you know, the horrible death scene right at the end…

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4 Responses to Aha! The Dread Terrorist Jack Daniels rises again!

  1. Robert says:

    And then there was the woman whose house was vandalized because she was a pedophile, er, actually, a pediatrician. Moral: life is better if all your neighbors are literate.

    In defense of the anonymous note writer in the article, English is probably not his/her/its native language. Or maybe it was an attempt at humor.

  2. Kentucky says:

    I’m not a punctuation nazi, really I’m not, but just as there isn’t an apostrophe in HELLS ANGELS there IS one in Jack Daniel’s.

    At least they showed a label large enough to confirm this.

    So why isn’t it Jim Beam’s? Beats me, for sure. Marketing, likely.

  3. MJR says:

    Not surprised, I’m over visiting friends in Europe right now and everybody is on edge. Over the past few days I’ve been in Paris. I paid a visit to the eiffel tower and several other land marks and at each location there were security checks where bags are searched and metal detectors are used. I’m just not used to seeing armed troops in the streets.

  4. jabrwok says:

    I’m just not used to seeing armed troops in the streets.

    If only there were some common theme to the troubles happening in Europe and most of the rest of the world. Something which the authorities could focus their attention on rather than having to hassle everyone. Some element which is highly correlated with terrorism…

    Nope, can’t think of anything. Guess the’ll just have to take total control of everything in the name of safety!

To the stake with the heretic!