The shooter comes inside for lunch, looks at the news…
Breaking News: Shots Fired at Dallas’ Love Airport
“Dammit!” says the shooter, tired of getting blamed every time some crazy does something bad.
“YAY!” says Michael Bloomberg, rubbing his hands evilly in his marble office.
They both go to a different news site in hope of actually learning something…
“Yay!” says the shooter, going back to his lunch.
“Dammit!” says Michael Bloomberg, irritably whipping a minion.
“YAY!” says the Black Lives Matter activist…
I heard like nine shots. Wonder where all those bullets went . . . in that crowded airport.
If the reporters don’t report it, it can’t be important. Reporters never talk about injured innocents, when it’s a cop pulling the trigger. Therefore ‘collateral damage’ is not important.
Glad I could help.
I guess the old saying is true… Never bring a rock to a gun fight.
Pretty small rock.