All a matter of perspective, I suppose…

The shooter comes inside for lunch, looks at the news…

Breaking News: Shots Fired at Dallas’ Love Airport

“Dammit!” says the shooter, tired of getting blamed every time some crazy does something bad.

“YAY!” says Michael Bloomberg, rubbing his hands evilly in his marble office.

They both go to a different news site in hope of actually learning something…

Police said the officer shot the suspect at the airport’s front curb after he refused commands to drop a rock that he was holding.

“Yay!” says the shooter, going back to his lunch.

“Dammit!” says Michael Bloomberg, irritably whipping a minion.

“YAY!” says the Black Lives Matter activist…

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4 Responses to All a matter of perspective, I suppose…

  1. Kentucky says:

    I heard like nine shots. Wonder where all those bullets went . . . in that crowded airport.

  2. Joel says:

    If the reporters don’t report it, it can’t be important. Reporters never talk about injured innocents, when it’s a cop pulling the trigger. Therefore ‘collateral damage’ is not important.

    Glad I could help.

  3. MJR says:

    I guess the old saying is true… Never bring a rock to a gun fight.

  4. Istvan says:

    Pretty small rock.

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