Airport body scanners to nix naked image
Uh huh. This time it isn’t a lie…
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – New software for screening travelers at U.S. airports will do away with naked images, addressing a major public concern, the Transportation Security Administration said Wednesday.
The TSA, which previously assured us its porno-scanners didn’t show any details, couldn’t save images and were virtually devoid of actual radioactivity – three claims which all proved lies – is now fixing the whole thing with a minor software tweak.
Right.
Well, that was my major worry but everything is okay now.