Breaking news on the chainsaw bayonet…

Okay, so by now everybody knows that USA Today came out with a (I assume unintentionally) hilarious video about the terrifying Ruger AR-556, no doubt leading up to all the reasons it and all ARs ought to be banned. We’ll be goofing for a long time on the chainsaw bayonet, which really ought to take its rightful place in the annals of beloved gungrabber lore beside the Shoulder Thing That Goes Up.

Except – I genuinely do hate to break this news, but – at least one bubba actually did make and post a video of a chainsaw bayonet mounted on an AR. Yes, really.

It doesn’t seem to work very well…

…but for the record, there it is.

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5 Responses to Breaking news on the chainsaw bayonet…

  1. Claire says:

    And now that USA Today has made the chainsaw bayonet official, no doubt many more bubbas will give it a try — possibly along with the corgi, baguette, and (presumably toy) velociraptor attachments Twitter came up with. We can hope nobody attempts the nuclear warhead attachment.

  2. Kentucky says:

    That chain is bogus or mounted backwards.

  3. Joel says:

    Considering the source, “mounted backward” would not surprise me at all.

  4. Bear says:

    If you want a commercial chainsaw bayonet, there appears to be a company making them for real. Unfortunately.

    https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black

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