Dear feds: I ask for so little from you…

I hate to be a bother. I know you’re very busy. Breaking the U.S. economy, arming all the bad guys of the world while rendering your own citizens helpless, hell, just managing all the concentrated evil in the IRS alone must be simply exhausting. I really try not to intrude on your busy days.

But there’s something I need, really quick, and only you can do it. So I’m asking you, this once, to harken unto my plea.

Would somebody please, please, oh god, please bust Hillary Clinton?

She’s becoming a real problem out here. That’s all I had to say. Thank you for listening in.

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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One Response to Dear feds: I ask for so little from you…

  1. Ben says:

    Hillary “happens to be, we believe, Mexican,”

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