First notice, ladies.


Don’t think I’m going to keep feeding you indefinitely if you won’t lay me an occasional egg. I can get somebody else who looks exactly like you.

And as for your “provide food for Joel” duties, well…Did I mention Plan B at the entrance interview?

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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5 Responses to First notice, ladies.

  1. Robert says:

    And I thought my boss was harsh when she fired somebody.
    Your way, at least they can’t try to claim undeserved unemployment benefits.

  2. Joel says:

    In my office nobody ever steals the pens or the post-it notes.

  3. MJR says:

    Slaughtering chickens is murder… tasty succulent… um… murder.

  4. Kyle says:

    Lol wat about addie? She gets a free pass for brown nosing? Maybe shes leading the chickens too revolt against u and u mistake her attempts to murder u for wanting upsies!

  5. Joel says:

    If there’s one thing my time in a cubicle farm taught me, it’s that sucking up will get you through times of no competence better than competence will get you through times of no sucking up.

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