Hey, guys. Looks like we were wrong when we made fun of that Libya war thing.

It seems the Big O is just trying to save us all from Hitler.

Yeah, I’d doubt it too. But it was a republican senator what said it, so I guess it must be true. Huh? I mean, a republican would never lie…

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) warned on Tuesday that Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi is “serious” about attacking European cities in order to pressure European officials to cease their airstrikes against Libya.

“He actually means it,” Graham said of Gadhafi. “Hitler meant it. He means it.”

Hot damn! The New Hitler will attack, just about the time M’s got his WWII Jeep back together. We can hit the beach in style!

Oh…wait. Seems there’s plenty of Hitlers we’ll need to conquer…

“There will never will be economic prosperity in America if the world is in the hands of evil people who will make it very difficult for us to travel and trade and do business,” he said.

Wait. “Evil people who make it difficult to travel and trade and do business?” Is Graham declaring war on his own government! Stop the frickin’ presses!

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6 Responses to Hey, guys. Looks like we were wrong when we made fun of that Libya war thing.

  1. Matt says:

    Must be all the Libyans working for TSA that he is worried about.

  2. Lindsey Graham is a f%$&*@! joke. Oh, wait… So are his other 534 cohorts. You know, those who “make it very difficult for us to travel and trade and do business”…

  3. shiloh1862 says:

    I agree with Craig!

    Pickdog
    IIII

  4. Tam says:

    Wait, I thought Saddam was Hitler? One or both of the Bushes told me so.

  5. Joel says:

    Saddam was the last Hitler, Tam. I mean, he’s so 2003. Try to keep up.

  6. MamaLiberty says:

    Ah, let’s see. Gadhafi says he’ll attack Europe if they don’t quit bombing his country.

    That sounds like a fair exchange to me. What’s their problem?

To the stake with the heretic!