I didn’t leave the Internet, the Internet left me.

I sat down to write this magnificently significant and meaningful post last night which would have transformed your life in so many positive ways, it’s just tragic that I couldn’t connect and now I’ve forgotten what I wanted to say. Life is full of these little first world problems when you’re me.

I assumed the issue would clear up by morning because it usually does but this morning my signal is actually worse, booster and all. So I’m currently sitting on a juniper log in my woodlot at the top of Ian’s ridge, thumbing this post out on my phone just to say hi. Any typos are me refusing to squint at the screen in the sun enough to edit.

I shall now attempt to add a photo to prove that Tobie and I took our morning walkie on Ian’s property. Probably ruin the whole thing because I can’t edit the file size down…

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3 Responses to I didn’t leave the Internet, the Internet left me.

  1. coloradohermit says:

    I think it must be something in the global atmosphere. I ran 3 errands this morning and my debit card misbehaved at all 3 places and my discount card wouldn’t work at the gas station. So it sounds like you aren’t being singled out.

    Just good to hear from you!

  2. Ben says:

    Good to hear from you Joel. I hope your booster hasn’t taken a crap. Any way to test it?

  3. Goober says:

    Did you try unplugging it and then plugging it back in? LOL

    No, seriously, in all honesty my booster does that to me a couple times a year and a quick unplug/plug back in fixes it no sweat.

To the stake with the heretic!