Let’s encourage California to secede. Or at least keep its congressvermin home.

That’s right, Mr. and Mrs America. Once – actually twice – again you have proven that you simply cannot be trusted with dangerous assault weapons, with their pistol grips, their barrel shrouds, their hyper-deadly shoulder things that go up. Why would you ever want a high-capacity magazine clip ammunition device that can fire hundreds of bullets in a second? Why, America? Why?

Well, it doesn’t matter. Bidding logic and history be damned, our own beloved hall monitor Diane Feinstein is here to save us from ourselves. Again.

Got to give her credit for consistency, I suppose. She’s got an idea stuck in her hairsprayed head, and she’s not letting it go. No matter what we may think of it now, we’ll thank her in the end. If she has to break our fingers one by one until we do.


According to the article at the NRA link, this updated Assault Weapons Ban corrects deficiencies in the old one, making damned sure you won’t be buying or selling anything of which Feinstein disapproves ever again.

Of course it’ll go nowhere in this session, republicans will have trouble enough holding their majority as it is. But Feinstein figures she’s senator-for-life, she can outwait us. You’ve got to admire her tenacity, if nothing else.

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4 Responses to Let’s encourage California to secede. Or at least keep its congressvermin home.

  1. She was an evil witch way back in the 90’s. What can her secret to longevity be? I think she haunts the alley ways of L.A, finds winos and drug addicts, and sucks the life out of them, leaving only dried husks.

  2. feralfae says:

    Maybe Harry, or—and I hesitate to raise the image—she may be getting young people body parts. Shudder.
    She is a pure communist party boss, never doubt it. But even she cannot outlast an idea whose time has come. They can’t stop the signal. The liberty light is lit. 🙂

    Is anyone here on Gab?


  3. feral fae,
    is gab a replacement for google? i have read that it is better guarded against snooping but don’t really know what it does. thanks. deb

  4. Unclezip says:


To the stake with the heretic!