My favorite time of the day…

…and winter lasted so long it took me some time to remember that it’s not new!

It’s post-Snacky Time. Nothing to do but sit and read, but it’s too hot to go in the lair so we sit outdoors. The temperature in the shade is not unpleasant, and the lair shelters us from the wind. Ghost has dug himself a hole to curl in over there; Fritz is in his favored position at the foot of the porch. Magnus observes with fanatic, monomaniacal fervor as I consume a pot of soup. Click watches the world from the highest shelf of the cat-tower. Little Bear gives up his manful attempts to get somebody to play with him, and commences chasing his own tail and learning why we don’t chew on cactus. All is right with the world, and it’ll go on for hours until the dark drives me indoors. Aaaah.

I finish my pot of soup and set it down for Magnus to take his tithe. Little Bear, of course, has not learned (or does not yet respect) The Prime Directive. Earlier we had a game of “No, Stop,” as I lightly punished him for chewing on my chair, then rewarded him for refraining from doing so. Now Magnus commences his own version of the lesson. Little Bear stumps over to the pot on his stiff little puppy legs and pushes his head into the pot next to Magnus’. The upper lip of the great jaws curls, exposing fangs of Jurassic magnitude. A low growl heterodynes into an oscillating, “is this the hill you want to die on” snarl, but no real violence is meant. A head as big as and heavier than the puppy swivels, knocking Little Bear away from the pot. Little Bear does not understand, or perhaps understanding does not agree. He stumps back to the pot. Lather, rinse, repeat. At last he stands on the porch, facing away from the pot. Magnus now leaves the pot, gently knocks the puppy off the porch (onto Fritz, who dares not complain) and proceeds to lick his head. Lesson given and reinforced, he turns back to his pot of soup. Fritz, who tolerates the puppy’s existence but not his overtures, now seems to notice that Little Bear is lying on him full-length. He growls and shifts, dumping the puppy to the ground. Little Bear stumps off to look for fun elsewhere, then lies down and abruptly falls asleep.

This is my world. We don’ need no steenking television.

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3 Responses to My favorite time of the day…

  1. The Dog says:

    Oh, will somebody please get this man a CAMERA! Once-in-a-lifetime opportunities for puppy cuteness are going by.

  2. Joel says:

    Thanks to the generosity of a reader, who shall remain nameless till I’m told differently, a camera is coming. However my mail drop normally only works once a month, so it’ll be about another three weeks.

  3. CaptGooch says:

    ROFL ….

    “lather, rinse, repeat.”

    ROFL

    “abruptly falls asleep.”
    That’ll teach’em right Bear ? … Bear ?

    Snoo-o-o-ze

    still chuckling ….

    Is Click in charge of the “captcha” word choices ?

    holicath ?