Seven words you must not say to Tobie unless you mean them, and right frickin’ now…

‘Go for a ride in the Jeep.’


I missed the picture where he was pawing at the door, which he never otherwise does. He’ll forgive me for teasing about walkies – nothing special about walkies. But if I say those words in his presence I’d better have the keys in my hand.

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2 Responses to Seven words you must not say to Tobie unless you mean them, and right frickin’ now…

  1. Robert says:

    Yup. “Go for a ride in the car” would transmogrify our placid cockapoo into a manic, supersonic furry missile with a leash in her mouth.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I have a Shepard husky mix who weighs in at about a buck fifty he is totally white and looks like a wolf , he now has figured out if I spell out RIDE he goes into gonzo dog mode leash in the mouth spinning and jumping and the whole show. He is too smart and gets the rock star treatment from people .Chicks dig him !

To the stake with the heretic!