The secret life of cows

“Ladies, let’s have a midnight party at Joel’s place!

“In the morning we can hide in the bushes across the wash and giggle at him swearing at all the pies we laid in his driveway!”

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3 Responses to The secret life of cows

  1. TK421a says:

    On the plus side, cow pies are good fertilizer or, when dried, good to burn. They are also used in 3rd world countries as building material and the smoke from burning cow dung has been found to repel insects, including mosquitoes.

    On the downside, this stuff smells like shit. 🙂

  2. Also makes a fine lip balm. No medicinal properties afaik – but you’ll stop licking your lips.

  3. John in Philly says:

    As the aft end of the cow passed by I wonder if that would technically be moooooooning the camera.

To the stake with the heretic!