…you might be a redneck.

If you borrow a vacuum cleaner from a neighbor so as finally to get all the dog hair out of the bedroom rug that your broom won’t touch…

…and have to keep moving rifles so you can clean in the corners.

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9 Responses to …you might be a redneck.

  1. Ben says:

    Your inverter will actually run that thing?

  2. Joel says:

    Yeah, but you want a sunny day because it sucks the batteries down in no time.

  3. matismf says:

    Did Laddie enjoy that vacuum cleaner as much as he enjoyed the RC mouse from a few months ago???


  4. Wayne Dygert says:

    Amen brother

  5. Joel says:

    Mark: just about that much, yeah.

  6. Norman says:

    Would a manual carpet sweeper be of any value?

  7. Joel says:

    Doubt it, really. They were never much good when I was a kid.

  8. matismf says:

    Maybe we need to get you a Roomba!!!

To the stake with the heretic!