…you might be a redneck.

Monday I had guests at the Secret Lair, which is not a common thing. Big Brother and New SIL stopped over on a long road trip west.

This meant that part of Sunday got spent cleaning the Lair – also not a common thing – and making sure possibly embarrassing Bachelor Hermit Foibles were corrected or stashed out of sight.

This evening I was sorting out some photographs, and it occurred to me that one of the embarrassing things I’d chosen to correct probably wouldn’t have made a big difference to visiting townie relatives…


…but at the time I didn’t even think about it. Wouldn’t have done to be seen trying to cut something with a dull knife.

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3 Responses to …you might be a redneck.

  1. Robert says:

    “dull knife”? Sorry, that phrase is contradictory hereabouts. I’d say sharpening a knife before guests arrive is equivalent to oh, say, cleaning the toilet or tossing all the empty pizza boxes.

  2. Joel says:

    …I did clean the toilet…

  3. Robert says:

    Wasn’t implying you didn’t clean it. I just meant I took it for granted that of course your knife was sharp prior to the arrival of guests, just as all those other tasks were done.

To the stake with the heretic!