That’s the good news. The bad news is the article was written three days ago. The evil rightwing MSM, tools of the fascist Trump regime, have kept this truth from you until it’s almost too late.
Earlier this year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D–NY) warned us that we have only 12 years to address the harm that human beings are doing to the planet. Last week, Beto O’Rourke amended that, suggesting we have only 10 years. Now, I don’t want to scare anyone, but according to my calculations that I arrived at by reading science, both Beto and Ocasio-Cortez are looking at this problem through rose-colored glasses. In fact, the world has precisely three and a half days to change its ways or it will basically be destroyed.
As I write this, it is 1:45 pm on Friday May 3rd. By sometime in the midmorning on Tuesday, if we don’t take action, Miami will be underwater, Toledo will be on fire, a swarm of locusts will descend upon Houston, and Brooklyn … well, actually Brooklyn will be fine, but that’s not the point. The point is that we have just over 72 hours to change everything we do and hand the entire economy over to the state or else we will witness an apocalypse that will make Revelations look like Sesame Street.
Dammit! And I’m not done fixing the porch. At least I have lots of Spam.
I got beans, rice and lots of spices. Short hike to the canal for water.
LOL, if Miami is under water, so is Brooklyn and Houston. Hey, there is one real plus, Mordor on the Potomac will be under water, too.
Bring it!
But what about all those in the Miami area where the new “My life sucks” meals are bing sold…I guess they will need a Happy Meal inland instead
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=97&v=PjxRUEA0Tdo
I’ll take a DGAF with a large fries side.
Not to parry your apocalyptic vision but have you notice the damn price for Spam has gone through the roof? It use to be you could live off of it if you were dirt poor, now, it is a gourmand’s delight!
😀 A belly-laugh is about all these clowns deserve.