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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Heading out for the Monday morning water run…
…it occurred to me: I sure am bundled up for late May. Cold, windy, driving heavy rain…this is May in the desert? Big Brother is on his way back to the Big City. I just this minute got a text … Continue reading
“Done” is a beautiful word.
Next step: Lots of painting. But not right away.
Two stiff old men…
We could finish today. There’s not much left to do, just the flashing on the west side and the root edge. But we’re not going to finish today. Tomorrow’s fine.
Uncle Murphy tried to do us dirty.
I knew it was going to be windy this afternoon, but normally we can get at least a few still morning hours even on a windy day. So we started putting up the plywood, but those few hours were filled … Continue reading
Gun Jesus is officially a thing.
So yeah. I truly need one of these.
“I’m losing my words. “
We broke for lunch fairly early today, though the work was going unexpectedly well, because I hit a wall and for once had the sense to stop. When I’m by myself and I’ve had too much work in the hot … Continue reading
Done for the day. Tired now.
Big Brother and I are going to have dinner with some neighbors at 4, after which I plan to collapse in a heap.
Dammit! Mediocre timing.
2 is 1, 1 is none. I violated the rule that bites you when it’s violated. In October 2015, a Generous Reader sent me this… Only 3 1/2 years ago? Seems longer. Lots has happened since then, and this little … Continue reading
“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”
That was T’s motto, or would have been if he’d started having a motto. And now it’s commemorated. Boot Hill got its sign. It is appropriately – and massively – overdone. 😀
Today’s the day!
If all is still according to plan, at this moment Big Brother is queuing up to board a plane in DFW, where he has been cooling his heels for almost eight hours. He booked this insane route, which (I guess?) … Continue reading
Never throw away an old tire tube
I wanted to make a second bucket nest but I needed something better to line the cut plastic with. There was some cheap duct tape in the barn but it wasn’t enough to prevent a hen hurting herself. That link … Continue reading
Here’s something else we’re trying…
I have a few 6 gal buckets I can spare, and more press-on lids than I care to think about. Neighbor L suggested turning one into a nesting box to see if the Leghorns like it. I also like the … Continue reading
Kinda blew the budget yesterday…
A few weeks ago the base of my hummingbird feeder split its whole length and of course started to leak badly. I patched the split with some Seal-All, and that actually worked for a while. But the fix was temporary, … Continue reading
Outsmarted again.
So yesterday afternoon, in an effort to keep the Leghorns from laying their eggs under the nesting boxes, I hauled in a few rocks to block the entrance. This morning I found them scattered about… …and a couple of disgruntled … Continue reading
(Shakes head with rueful smile…)
You know, when I was a kid I had a recurring fantasy. It was downright incessant, if I’m being honest… Every time I read about some remote, tiny planet or asteroid or Pacific island, I imagined myself setting up an … Continue reading
Didja ever think you were going to need sanctuary in your own country?
Four Rhode Island towns have declared themselves Second Amendment Sanctuaries in the last two weeks.
The day turned unexpectedly sunny…
…but it’s not going to last. I went up to the top of the ridge to check the level in the water tank… …which puts me at the very highest place in the little valley I think of as the … Continue reading
Another drippy day in Paradise…
This wet week is getting me down. It actually looks like we’re going to get a little sun this morning but things aren’t really supposed to clear up till Monday – I’m not too worried about the Porch Roof Project … Continue reading









































