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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Let’s try this again…
I’m intermittently getting drips from the front of the Jeep’s engine, even after replacing the thermostat housing and gasket. So Monday I brought home a gasket and a new tube of sealant, and we’re trying it again… And if this … Continue reading
I LOVE SPRING!!
I have to chuckle at myself over how much bitching I’ve done in the past few months. On most earlier years a winter as harsh as this one has been would have driven me right out, if I could have … Continue reading
Ian points out something about the dreaded AR-15…
…that would drive those gun grabbers who make their bones demonizing the AR-15 into convulsions… The older ones are C&R eligible. 😀 No background check, no waiting period, delivery right to your door – if you have a C&R license, … Continue reading
I got a kick out of this, during Laddie’s walkie…
We haven’t had a lot of wind for the past few days, so tracks in the wash haven’t been automatically wiped out… Looks like I’ve been taking a chihuahua for a morning walkie the last few days. Maybe a pomeranian. … Continue reading
Literally the most exciting thing that happened yesterday…
That’s right! I…failed to complete digging out the drainage trench behind the cabin. But I did make progress, and one more good session should finish it. Then I need to do something a little more elaborate about … the bridge … Continue reading
Huh. This dog reminds me of me…
…trying to get through a high school algebra test. But he appears to be having more fun. “What’s the point of this, exactly? Oh, this tunnel thing is cozy, think I’ll stay here for a…what does she want now…I wonder … Continue reading
Worked up a nice sweat this afternoon…
It hit sixty degrees today! And no wind, light cloud cover … time to dig out the back ditch. The drainage ditch from the gully behind the cabin had filled up with silt again thanks to those two big ash … Continue reading
Ah, here we go…
Yeah, another post about the weather. Sorry – we’re sort of betwixt and between here and nothing of any real interest is going on. Not great for blogging. But we’re getting out of the crappy weather brought on last weekend … Continue reading
Indoor running water! And new habits, and new damage…
I keep forgetting the sink works. Went to boil some water for dish washing this morning, and reached for the water bottle. It’s been less than a week, and prior to that I went over two months without running water … Continue reading
The end of the clouds for a while?
We’re still up to our collective ass in mud, but if you get out soon enough it’s just nice crunchy ice under your boots. So I got a nice walkie this morning, for the first time all week. Haven’t decided … Continue reading
Baking day, moved ahead…
It’s another coldish, cloudy day – though without all the snow and wind that made yesterday such a perfect day to stay indoors with the curtains shut and the woodstove roaring. Too much mud to consider wanting to go for … Continue reading
Ever have one of those days where you say to yourself…
“If I live through this, it’s gonna make a helluva story.” No, I have no idea what’s going on here. Just thought it was funny.
Sigh…
Looks like I might not be off the hook on paying to get the Jeep fixed… When I fixed the really major thermostat housing leak on Sunday I filled the cooling system and ran the engine for half an hour … Continue reading
Seriously, I’m perplexed. Why is this such big news?
So I guess there’s this big scandal about the rich/n/famous bribing the dumb-as-rocks kids they bought at Versace (or wherever those people get their kids so as not to ruin their figures) into ivy league schools? Even CNN and MSNBC … Continue reading
(muttermutter) Stupid weather. Stupid mud…
I hate everything. Started raining at 5:30 yesterday. Rained all night. Not raining at present, but that’s clearly up for revision at any moment. It’s basically supposed to rain and/or snow for the next 2/3 days. I just went for … Continue reading
I think this will work well!
I found some pipe insulation at the hardware this morning that changed my plans… This works so well I’m inclined to believe I’m actually using it just the way it was designed to be used. I intended to get some … Continue reading
“Mom? Do you ever feel … not so smart?”
I’m an idiot. I broke the first rule of automotive diagnosis. I was a vocational teacher! I must have intoned a hundred times the key to profitable diagnosis: “Always check the easiest thing first.” I didn’t do that. I didn’t … Continue reading
Is criticizing an old man for a sexist act an ageist act?
I can’t keep the rules straight. It’s so confusing. Or maybe since I’m a straight white male I don’t get any victim points for ageism or ableism, which would simplify things a lot. Anyway I’m going to go ahead and … Continue reading
Care Packages – “So gloves are the thing now?” edition
I love TUAK readers. I complained about blowing out a finger in my favorite work gloves … and found myself with the new first-world problem of where to store all these *&^% work gloves. Other than that it was mostly … Continue reading









































