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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Ash bucket, ash can, ash pit
This seems awfully elementary and I don’t want to insult anyone so if you already know this or have your own system just ignore this. But on the other hand I’ve seen neighbors I thought would know better start brush … Continue reading
Giving cosmetics a rest…
A few days ago I had a scary problem with my prosthetic leg that turned out to be nothing but that caused a major change in how something close to me – hell, it’s attached to me – looked. Here’s … Continue reading
But mostly it was the lack of sunlight.
Yesterday it never got above freezing outside and it likely won’t today. But the sky did clear, which gave the batteries their first good charge in three or four days. And this morning it really showed… It’s really frigid outside, … Continue reading
I’m fairly sure that didn’t help at all…
I don’t remember this ever happening before. The roof-mounted panels never completely cleared yesterday. Solar panels are generally pretty good at clearing themselves of snow, given time. They’re black and smooth so you get a liquid layer that then makes … Continue reading
Coldest night so far, by far…
Temperature bottomed out at 5o F. but was rapidly rising when I got out of bed. That’s unusual behavior, it’s usually coldest as the sun starts to rise, and I was confused until it started to snow. Again. Still, no … Continue reading
Got some more snow overnight…
Cold enough this time that it’s all loose powder, easy to clean up. No hurry with the solar panels since we’re completely socked in here. I’ll clean them off and it’ll help a little, but not a lot. I measured … Continue reading
My beautiful day went gradually to hell.
All yesterday morning’s lovely sunshine was hidden behind thick overcast by ten. The batteries got a little help but not the nice deep charge I like to see. Still it was a nice quiet day, no unexpected visitors, no emergency … Continue reading
A beautiful day in the neighborhood…
Yesterday was forecast to be warmer than today, but I think today’s going to end up warmer than yesterday no matter how cool it stays. Yesterday was actually kind of pleasant in an “only the greenhouse effect is keeping us … Continue reading
My batteries took a hit…
That was the most heavily overcast day we’ve had since I don’t remember when. A little wan sunlight right at the end of the day but not enough to bring the charge controllers to float, and of course it happened … Continue reading
Testing the tensile strength of chicken wire…
I wonder how much more of this the chickens’ top cover could have taken? They absolutely freaked out when I started flailing about with a shovel, BTW. Chickens is stoopid. On a completely different subject… Private to whomever sent me … Continue reading
Wow, it feels like a late December morning in Michigan…
Four inches of snow in a night! I know that’s not a lot to some of you – but this is the southwest desert and it’s a lot. It’s really kind of pleasant – not at all cold, there was … Continue reading
Christmas present from Uncle Murphy…
…Much thick wet snow. Could be worse: Last time I saw the sky the stars were very sharp and clear, promising a very cold night. Apparently the clouds arrived right after that. Now suddenly there’s inches of snow but it’s … Continue reading
Crawlin’ under the cabin on Christmas
Yeah, Christmas is not really a big thing here at the Secret Lair but it is awfully close to the change of the year and that’s traditionally when we get a huge cold snap. Not every year, but it’s worth … Continue reading
Did anyone make it to shelter before the shutdown?
As we await the arrival of our new dystopian overlords, those of us not in touch with governmental doings worry endlessly about the fate of family and loved ones caught behind the lines of devastation undoubtedly caused by the federal … Continue reading
Some elk gifs…
I collected the card from the game camera this morning after more than a week, and there was nothing on it worth mentioning. But my connection speed has improved enough that I could put together some older elk pics I’ve … Continue reading
At least that went well…
The manager of the shop where I bought the trailer’s new tires agreed readily enough that they are supposed to hold air longer than a month, and gave me no trouble about replacing the rotted-out valve stem while D&L and … Continue reading
Picky little bastard…
He goes out, he does his chores without trying to elope to Mexico with one of the yard rabbits, he comes in, he gets a cookie. That’s the routine, and Torso Boy likes his routine. And he let me know … Continue reading
Winter solstice is an important day when you power with solar.
It’s the shortest sunny period, the earliest evening, and so the recharging capacity will be at its lowest at the same time your usage is likely to be highest. If you’re going to have problems with battery capacity, they are … Continue reading
That was the easiest tire leak I ever found…
In, you know – a bad way. They replaced the tire but not the valve stem. So guess what blew out? It’s not all bad news – a shop with a tire-mounting machine can replace this in a few minutes, … Continue reading









































