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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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…and the people who use more electricity than I do also have bigger generators.
S&L are out of the state on some family business and I’m watching their place. Notionally watering the plants, not that that has taken any effort. Keeping the wild birds fed and interested in hanging around. And generally… “I hope … Continue reading
Fog now?
This is just so wrong. I’ve been promised temps in the sixties every day this week and it has yet to happen. In terms of sunshine I’ve lost all faith in “free beer tomorrow,” though I do admit there was … Continue reading
I call it, Old Man Sitting by Furnace with Dog.
…and it’s how I spent basically all of yesterday after morning chicken chores. Because it was cold and wet – at one point it even snowed. With the exception of that one snowy interval it rained solidly from sometime in … Continue reading
Two months from now this’ll seem balmy.
Still getting a lot of weather. Overnight rain, morning wind. I have no idea what the wind will blow in. Smart money says I won’t like it very much. By winter standards it isn’t even cold out. Would have gotten … Continue reading
The lying liars who want to rule us
I can’t wait to live in their perfect world. It’ll be so peaceful and nice. Project Veritas Catches Democrat Senator McCaskill On Camera: She’ll Vote To Ban High-Capacity Mags Project Veritas released another bombshell video on Monday night, this time … Continue reading
They keep pushing back the forecast for the next sunny day.
Since a week ago yesterday, or for the past eight days, the next sunny day was always forecast to be three days away. Today I note we were supposed to have “rain and drizzle” this morning. In the forecaster’s defense, … Continue reading
Lots of elk around the cabin
Along around six TB got all worked up about something outside the cabin. He seems to find all this natural stuff endlessly fascinating/threatening so he can go off about anything from a coyote in the yard to a bird in … Continue reading
Cozy time for Torso Boy…
I’ve been passing out early which means waking up early. This morning at 4 I was done sleeping but Butterfly Brain definitely was not. So I came back to the (nice warm) bedroom from the ivory throne to find him … Continue reading
Fake but Accurate
Here’s a joke to get Sunday off to a good start… THE BIKER A little girl was leaning into a lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to … Continue reading
Ancient Aboriginal Tupperware
Wide stretches of the landscape around here is just little rocks and pebbles… …and sometimes it pays to keep your eyes on the ground if you’re in a safe spot because interesting stuff can appear. People have been here a … Continue reading
Precocious
Not quite ready for that, young ladies… To avoid the risk of mansplaining I never tell new pullets that they shouldn’t hang out in the nesting boxes because then they just fill them with shit which I have to clean … Continue reading
A few gulchy pix…
…from last week. Cleaning up after the building season – here’s the Secret Lair in its current form, from the hillside behind the cabin. And that buzzard or another just like it made another stop at the watering station…
Suddenly had to go to town this morning…
…because the weather is going crappy again and there’s a good chance that D&L’s semi-regular Saturday trip to the feed and dollar stores would be canceled on account of mud. I don’t normally go on Saturday unless I have a … Continue reading
In my absence I have gotten a few things done…
The wood stove is ready to go… I cleaned four dead birds out of that thing, in addition to the one Laddie killed and two I released and shooed out the open door. The stovepipe really needs a better weathercap. … Continue reading
I’ve decided on Laddie’s Gulch name…
…since – I’m sorry, ML, but “Laddie” is just a dumb name for a dog. Hell, why not “Rover?” Or “Rex?” He answers to Laddie so that’ll probably stay, but in my heart I’m going to call him Torso Boy. … Continue reading
And we should be back.
I’m still having email issues, but I just got off the telephone with the service guy who did the work and he says he’s been done transferring files and database for some time. So we’re back! I…guess… Since personal computers … Continue reading









































