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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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A Nation in Crisis…
And you’ll go to bed without pudding, every one of you!
First the windstorm, then the snowstorm
All battened down here at the Secret Lair for what promises to be the closest thing to winter drama we’ve had so far. It’s been a very mild winter so far but now we’re getting 50 mph gusts that will … Continue reading
Wow, that was one beautiful day.
Temperature peaked at 65o. In January. Hardly a cloud in the sky, no wind. Far too nice a day to spend indoors, I got quite a few outdoor chores done today. And one quasi-indoor chore… Starting tomorrow the weather is … Continue reading
Don’t sweat the government shutdown. The important people will be fine.
Hey, I can dream…
So the newstalkers all seem to be in a tizzy over whether there’ll be another fake government shutdown. Seems the nation’s newsrooms are still reeling from the last one, and they’re not sure the republic can survive. What can I … Continue reading
Wow. California businesses: Rock, meet hard place.
California AG Threatens To Prosecute Private Citizens Who Help ICE Enforce Laws Weirdness in America. First it’s forbidden, then it’s “tolerated,” finally it’s mandatory. Speaking at a press conference, Becerra said, “It’s important, given these rumors that are out there, … Continue reading
I categorically disavow the yodeling…
But other than that, pretty much, yeah. This.
QoD: “The future is stupid” edition…
Back in the ’60s, everyone just knew that by the turn of the new century, we’d all have flying cars. Instead, we’re telling people not to eat laundry soap. h/t
There’s only one thing sillier than a bullet train between Madero and Fresno…
…a bullet train between Madero and Fresno (that’s a big 120 miles through the California central valley, a project Leland Stanford could have finished in an afternoon after a few beers) whose price tag is tickling the bottom of eleven … Continue reading
If nothing else I’m learning something about Flickers.
Which are very common birds around here, and in over eleven years I never gave them much thought. Still don’t. Every day I swap the mem card on that game camera I mounted at the cattle watering station, and every … Continue reading
Factory defect
Laying hens can either grow feathers or they can lay eggs. So when they’re molting, they tend not to lay eggs. Except sometimes they try anyway. I found this one laying in the middle of the Big Chickenhouse yesterday morning, … Continue reading
Making the rubble jump in shithole countries…
…is the Progressive thing to do!
Something dramatic happened, and I’ll never know what.
Sometimes this game camera I’m still playing with is just frustrating. It hints at things that happened, but fails to take pictures of the damned things. Example: Here we have a perfectly ordinary picture of a raven on the tire. … Continue reading
Private to Mark M., Pt. 2
Apparently this just isn’t meant to be. Now my backup email carrier doesn’t like your address. The only way left for me to communicate with you is open letters on the blog, which is rather silly. Anyway, as I keep … Continue reading
Firelog slices used as fire starters, a review
Okay, so back in late October while cutting firewood, I sliced up a commercial firelog for use as morning firestarters. This morning I noticed that I’m running low on slices, and thought I’d give you an impression of what I … Continue reading
Little Bear got a treat he didn’t really want this morning…
I’ve been getting over the flu over the past month which means I’ve been as inactive as necessary chores permit. Little Bear has always been kind of a couch potato unless he saw something that needed chasing and he gets … Continue reading
Morning gets a bit earlier every day…
A few days before the New Moon…
Not sure how many more times the world will need this lesson before it sinks in…
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Welcome to Chicago, Mr. Candidate! I see you’ve met the locals…
😀 Illinois AG candidate robbed at gunpoint in Chicago during campaign photoshoot No reason to click the link, really, the title says everything – except that he escaped with his soft pink flesh unharmed. Pity – he doesn’t seem to … Continue reading
Private to Mark M…
I’ve tried to reply to your email twice and the reply keeps bouncing. Sorry, don’t know what the problem is, don’t want you to think I’m blowing you off.









































