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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Proposition: The White House has become an unacceptable gun violence hazard
You never know when these paranoid creeps will snap, but you know they will – and in the middle of a crowded tourist venue. It’s fairly certain that if you and I behaved like this we’d be in a prison … Continue reading
So did Chile ban guns, thus making suicide unpossible?
Because it seems as though this guy went to a lot of trouble to get it done… Zookeepers shoot man with tranquiliser while trying to save him from lions I’m sure everyone was very appreciative of the opportunity to be … Continue reading
TUAK housekeeping & blogroll
I try to keep the blogroll updated, but keep running into things that should be here except I didn’t know about them. If you have an active blog that ought to be on the TUAK sidebar, please let me know … Continue reading
Met a bunch of ants yesterday…
…who reminded me that the blousing ribbons on those old BDU trous aren’t just for tripping over. I’m pretty sure we don’t have real fire ants here, but these were going for the title. Hurt like bad spider bites for … Continue reading
“Aw, c’mon! You’ve got to be kidding. Seriously?”
I may have emoted somewhat. There was nobody around to hear, so it’s just between you and me. I had planned to spend this morning’s time at the site moving a few specific large/heavy things, just to get that out … Continue reading
Dear Congress: Please teach Hillary’s staff how Venn diagrams work.
Dear Congress, Let's get this done. Thanks, The vast majority of Americans pic.twitter.com/23ND36tFFm — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 20, 2016 Numerous people had fun with this yesterday. Though it seems perfectly consistent to me. Hillary doesn’t consider gun owners “Americans.” … Continue reading
I know I’m late to the party – like maybe a year late, but…
I’d just like to add my voice to the chorus and opine that the new Star Wars flick is a delightfully dumb movie. I know one doesn’t look for logic or consistency from SW, but at times this one plays … Continue reading
Remember when presidents’ wives didn’t get to make up laws?
Ah, the good old days… First lady Michelle Obama announced changes to food labels Friday that will require companies to show added sugar and will change serving sizes to reflect how much Americans really eat. The White House and the … Continue reading
Joel’s helpful hint for the day…
It’s gonna be a busy day, and anyway it seems today the blog is the only page Wildblue will let me open so I’m kind of stuck for morning blogfodder. So here’s a hint for keeping your life on track: … Continue reading
There’s a phrase for people like this.
Oh, dear. I’ve got a new paying gig. And as happens so often when I get involved in things like this, I’m wondering if I bit off (Cliché filter). Remember those fine folks I mentioned before, who moved away and … Continue reading
Hm. Barack Obama, Stealth Freedomista?
Naw. More like Barack Obama, really incompetent totalitarian. But still, you could kind of make the case. If he were trying to spread gun rights in the face of leftist opposition, what would he do differently? Got to thinking about … Continue reading
When I was a kid, I’d have found this headline delightfully symbolic.
Now I have grown old, and it’s still kind of funny… San Francisco’s last gun shop will become pot shop Oh, grow a sense of humor. Have you been to Frisco in the past…I dunno, decades? They took the prettiest … Continue reading
9mm eviction notice, served.
Guh, what a miserable day. Dark gray sky, on-and-off rain, about half the squalls come with lightning. I’m bored, the boys are bored, nearly June and it’s in the forties. Sucks. I’m going to post this and unplug the ‘pooter … Continue reading
The special hell
S’getting pretty bad when you can’t even hate on a pack of feral dogs. Yeah, the past couple of months the terror du jour has been a pack of dogs from the other side of the plateau that appeared from … Continue reading
Help! I’m being repressed!
Some days… I give up. The good news is that my current download-limited woes have prevented a discussion of something Charles Schumer did. So maybe, I dunno, it’s a good thing…
Two people crossed my palm with silver over the weekend…
Just out of the goodness of their hearts, too. So today I spent most of it on: 7 gallons of propane 16 gallons of drinking water 10 gallons of distilled water (actually this was paid for separately) 15 gallons of … Continue reading
Oh blast, damn and blast. Excrement.
Wildblue is punishing me for my sins again. I don’t know what I did to deserve punishment, but a person of better character would know. At least that’s the way it worked when I was married. If this goes true … Continue reading
What’s with all this “opioid” crap all of a sudden?
50 years of drug warring, and now we’ve got a nationwide opioid crisis? Really? How many times can you go to this well before we can all agree you people are not really trying anymore? And did you focus group … Continue reading
Care packages!
Landlady came up last evening, and greeted me this morning with many packages. Some of it was actually stuff I had bought… I’ve been a little more financially prosperous lately than in past years, and as my surplus BDUs wear … Continue reading









































