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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Teach your children well…
…because your enemies know where they are, and they are never going to stop. An invasive "gun survey" a H.S. in Pflugerville, Texas, gave students. Good find @michaeldcargill #tcot #ccot #2a pic.twitter.com/opj1GKklZI — Kit Daniels (@KitDaniels1776) September 28, 2015 Kids … Continue reading
At the risk of getting Zelda on my case…
I’ve slacked off on the rat jihad in the past couple of months. At some point a continuing campaign starts to feel like you’re trying to empty the ocean with a spoon. But sometimes a particular individual does bring itself … Continue reading
And this, my children, was the precise moment at which God looked upon humankind and said,”*”
Oregon town seeks solutions to droves of fearless deer A town in southern Oregon will hold a public meeting to discuss how to deal with droves of fearless deer that wander the streets, occasionally acting aggressively toward residents, state wildlife … Continue reading
Took a little vacation from the Internet today…
To fiddle around with things outdoors on this fabulously beautiful day. Also I spent some time baking bread. I’ve had a sweet tooth lately, so I rolled out one of the lumps and rolled it up with sugar and cinnamon, … Continue reading
D Update
L came back to the gulch last night with news. Not great news, but not terrible. D is out of ICU and appears to be out of danger though he’s still seriously ill. They found an abscess on his liver, … Continue reading
An odd and unfortunate place to build a nest
So I went into Landlady’s powershed for a reason having nothing to do with packrats, and found it a little difficult to open the door. Pushed harder, got inside, and found a big strip of ceiling insulation hung up on … Continue reading
If one of your comments doesn’t show up…
…please do resend it. My spam locker is being inundated. Normally I scan it before emptying the trash, to make sure nobody gets dumped just because of a few extra links. But right now some spambot is making that too … Continue reading
Do people really buy this shit?
My instinct is to believe that people who write for and work at New Yorker must be smart people. The magazine’s been around for 90 years. It’s got a really snooty logo. Seems high class by my standards. So the … Continue reading
If my intelligence seems less than awe-inspiring…
…consider the source. That’s my home town. Shamelessly stolen from Borepatch, because I’m from Detroit and that’s how we swing.
Woodpile Report
What with one thing or another I didn’t cut or stack any wood for a whole week! Penance was called for. So yesterday I took five pallets apart, and today I cut the pieces to length and stacked them. By … Continue reading
Morning LOL
Meaning I literally laughed out loud… Though in hindsight I don’t know why.
A well regulated Blog, being necessary to the security of a free State, The Admin shall monitor the Spam Locker regularly and often.
Because sometimes legit comments do end up in there. And yet lately there’s a particular spambot that makes it a pain in the derrière. 52 of the damned things this morning, all in some alien script so they’re not even … Continue reading
“The Madonna CD was not worth a chicken.”
Interesting article about how the tanking Greek economy has inspired online barter services. I’m all about barter, but it certainly has disadvantages compared with an agreed-upon standard of exchange. One big one is it’s pretty much impossible to scale up. … Continue reading
This isn’t the fundamental transformation I was looking for…
From a comment at Insty: A drunk can ‘fundamentally transform’ a Ferrari by slamming it into a lamppost. Only the wrecker driver would think it’s an improvement.
“I need to be there with him.”
Yesterday Neighbor L was in something of a dither over whether she should go to the city far, far away to be with D. On the one hand there’s nothing useful she can do there* and the dogs, cats and … Continue reading
Friend of Blog Seeks Social Security Number Avoidance Advice
So yesterday I got a message from a reader, reproduced below with permission and names changed to protect the innocent and others: [crazy old guy in the desert], I was referred to your website by [Third Assistant Demigoddess of Freedom]. … Continue reading
From the “Really? I didn’t know they were still alive” files…
Even before I became an actual hermit in the actual desert, I was never what you’d call a big consumer of celebrity news. But I do have an internet connection, barely functional as it may currently be, and it is … Continue reading
Give me socialism – or I shall shake my cane at you a second time!
Yes, I know it’s supposed to be a flagpole. 🙂 Which is what I’m really objecting to. Yeah, lefty propaganda visuals have gone more and more Comintern with each iteration, but this one’s right out of the ’30’s. And to … Continue reading
Update from L…
She’s doing fine, just blown out from her very bad day. I wondered how they planned to transport D to the city. [The big town about 50 miles away] is in the middle of a whole lot of nowhere for … Continue reading
Sometimes I really wish they could talk…
This soggy morning Ghost is wandering around the perimeter at his ease, as if he hasn’t a care in the world. He can’t even seem to find anything worth barking at. Yesterday morning he behaved in another way entirely. He … Continue reading









































