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About Joel

You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.

Teach your children well…

…because your enemies know where they are, and they are never going to stop. An invasive "gun survey" a H.S. in Pflugerville, Texas, gave students. Good find @michaeldcargill #tcot #ccot #2a pic.twitter.com/opj1GKklZI — Kit Daniels (@KitDaniels1776) September 28, 2015 Kids … Continue reading

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At the risk of getting Zelda on my case…

I’ve slacked off on the rat jihad in the past couple of months. At some point a continuing campaign starts to feel like you’re trying to empty the ocean with a spoon. But sometimes a particular individual does bring itself … Continue reading

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And this, my children, was the precise moment at which God looked upon humankind and said,”*”

Oregon town seeks solutions to droves of fearless deer A town in southern Oregon will hold a public meeting to discuss how to deal with droves of fearless deer that wander the streets, occasionally acting aggressively toward residents, state wildlife … Continue reading

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Took a little vacation from the Internet today…

To fiddle around with things outdoors on this fabulously beautiful day. Also I spent some time baking bread. I’ve had a sweet tooth lately, so I rolled out one of the lumps and rolled it up with sugar and cinnamon, … Continue reading

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D Update

L came back to the gulch last night with news. Not great news, but not terrible. D is out of ICU and appears to be out of danger though he’s still seriously ill. They found an abscess on his liver, … Continue reading

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An odd and unfortunate place to build a nest

So I went into Landlady’s powershed for a reason having nothing to do with packrats, and found it a little difficult to open the door. Pushed harder, got inside, and found a big strip of ceiling insulation hung up on … Continue reading

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If one of your comments doesn’t show up…

…please do resend it. My spam locker is being inundated. Normally I scan it before emptying the trash, to make sure nobody gets dumped just because of a few extra links. But right now some spambot is making that too … Continue reading

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Do people really buy this shit?

My instinct is to believe that people who write for and work at New Yorker must be smart people. The magazine’s been around for 90 years. It’s got a really snooty logo. Seems high class by my standards. So the … Continue reading

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If my intelligence seems less than awe-inspiring…

…consider the source. That’s my home town. Shamelessly stolen from Borepatch, because I’m from Detroit and that’s how we swing.

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Woodpile Report

What with one thing or another I didn’t cut or stack any wood for a whole week! Penance was called for. So yesterday I took five pallets apart, and today I cut the pieces to length and stacked them. By … Continue reading

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Morning LOL

Meaning I literally laughed out loud… Though in hindsight I don’t know why.

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A well regulated Blog, being necessary to the security of a free State, The Admin shall monitor the Spam Locker regularly and often.

Because sometimes legit comments do end up in there. And yet lately there’s a particular spambot that makes it a pain in the derrière. 52 of the damned things this morning, all in some alien script so they’re not even … Continue reading

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“The Madonna CD was not worth a chicken.”

Interesting article about how the tanking Greek economy has inspired online barter services. I’m all about barter, but it certainly has disadvantages compared with an agreed-upon standard of exchange. One big one is it’s pretty much impossible to scale up. … Continue reading

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This isn’t the fundamental transformation I was looking for…

From a comment at Insty: A drunk can ‘fundamentally transform’ a Ferrari by slamming it into a lamppost. Only the wrecker driver would think it’s an improvement.

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“I need to be there with him.”

Yesterday Neighbor L was in something of a dither over whether she should go to the city far, far away to be with D. On the one hand there’s nothing useful she can do there* and the dogs, cats and … Continue reading

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Friend of Blog Seeks Social Security Number Avoidance Advice

So yesterday I got a message from a reader, reproduced below with permission and names changed to protect the innocent and others: [crazy old guy in the desert], I was referred to your website by [Third Assistant Demigoddess of Freedom]. … Continue reading

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From the “Really? I didn’t know they were still alive” files…

Even before I became an actual hermit in the actual desert, I was never what you’d call a big consumer of celebrity news. But I do have an internet connection, barely functional as it may currently be, and it is … Continue reading

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Give me socialism – or I shall shake my cane at you a second time!

Yes, I know it’s supposed to be a flagpole. 🙂 Which is what I’m really objecting to. Yeah, lefty propaganda visuals have gone more and more Comintern with each iteration, but this one’s right out of the ’30’s. And to … Continue reading

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Update from L…

She’s doing fine, just blown out from her very bad day. I wondered how they planned to transport D to the city. [The big town about 50 miles away] is in the middle of a whole lot of nowhere for … Continue reading

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Sometimes I really wish they could talk…

This soggy morning Ghost is wandering around the perimeter at his ease, as if he hasn’t a care in the world. He can’t even seem to find anything worth barking at. Yesterday morning he behaved in another way entirely. He … Continue reading

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