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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
On Mark Vaughan and conflicting narratives…
Sometimes, in the dark of night, I have to confess I’m really no better than the people I rant against. When I want an event to support my preferred narrative, I’m also prepared to ignore or minimize relevant facts. Yesterday’s … Continue reading
Communism means never having to say you’re consistent.
From here.
Put Claire’s dog Ava in here, and…
…watch her head explode. When Claire lived here I swear you had to confine Ava before you could get anything done with a garden hose. That dog did love to chase a stream of water.
Here’s something you don’t see every day…
Radley Balko arguing that sending this particular bad shooter cop to prison might not be the right thing to do. Or at least it might not be the most important thing to do. All of that said, watch the video … Continue reading
Well. I bet Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t look so bad now, huh?
Because – and I say this with all the deep respect you deserve – this is not the way to convince people to convert to the ‘religion of pieces.’ I dunno. Maybe they do things differently in Yemen. Almost certainly, … Continue reading
This is kind of validating…
Ah, the power of positive feedback. For a couple of years now, my old post from the Spring of 2012 on chainsaw maintenance has been getting search engine hits. The more people click on it, the higher its likelihood of … Continue reading
…and then my eyes just kinda glazed over…
Most mornings I start out with a pot of coffee and a gentle-to-moderate surf of whatever’s going on out there politically. Sometimes I envy my buddy Ian who’s so outside all things political he refuses to discuss it at any … Continue reading
Ol’ Mechanic Joel
Today the object to be repaired is…Joel. Of course in that time styles in prosthetic feet have become substantially less humaniform. And substantially improved. This one was installed in 2008 or 2009 and did marvelous things for my mobility over … Continue reading
Care Packages!
Yesterday I had a phone call from Ian, who was coming up in the evening: “Hey, Joel! I’m standing here in Dillon Precision (because Ian does things like that) and they’ve got .44 bullets. Plus I’ve got your money from … Continue reading
Paranoia
This is actually pretty good, as NRA videos go. Except may I say that the term “Second amendment right” grates on me a lot. Providing my own self-protection would still be my right if the constitution specifically forbade it. I … Continue reading
“Oh, and make it so they have to wear a bright yellow shirt that says ‘Poopyhead.’ That’d be funny.”
Okay, so Washington D.C. lawmakers stopped kicking and screaming yesterday long enough to pass a concealed carry law. I was amused by the gunbloggers who reported themselves shocked! Shocked! that it was ‘may-issue.’ Seriously, the big news is that a … Continue reading
If this is true, “American law enforcement officials” really need to get more fulfilling jobs.
Because seriously? ‘Sovereign Citizen’ Terrorist Group May Be Growing in U.S. American law enforcement officials view sovereign citizens as the No. 1 potential terrorist threat in the United States, according to a 2014 study. For those who ask, “Uncle Joel, … Continue reading
Busy Morning
Here’s the world famous woodsman, doing woodsy things to wood. I don’t usually get serious about firewood until sometime in October, but lately it’s been piling up in the yard due to other gigs and needs to be cut and … Continue reading
Private to Nosmo King
I got a phone call from Ian this afternoon. He’s planning to come up Wednesday after his extremely unsatisfactory trip to the Pecos Run & Gun, for which he spent weeks training. “Hey, I’ve got two rather large and extremely … Continue reading
Those clever Germans showed us the way.
So there’s been another security breach at the White House. A crazy guy jumped the fence and the highly trained professionals in the Secret Service Security Force forgot to lock the front door, so we must all be punished more. … Continue reading
I laughed, I cried…No, I’m lying. Really I just laughed.
“I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but…” Alaskan news reporter files a blatantly biased report, fires herself for it on air, pretty much forecloses any possibility of any future on-air career ever, anywhere, no way, uh uh. … Continue reading
Birds in the yard
Roadrunners are relatively rare here, which is why with three quick sightings I think I’ve been seeing the same bird. First it showed up on Landlady’s ridge. Next day in my yard, and then later that afternoon I saw it … Continue reading
And that, children, is why we make wells much smaller now.
Shamelessly stolen from JDZ… Because dogs would definitely do this. Some dogs, anyway. Ghost would totally do this. In fact he sort of has.
Me so self-satisfied…
Several years ago when I started baking my own bread, Landlady used to bring in big sacks of flour from Costco. I thought that was really cool, y’know, like a real baker. Then that supply dried up – after a … Continue reading
History is written by the winners…
…and the winners are often right bastards. Even – maybe especially – when they’re the Good Guys. News of the big vote in Scotland on whether to stay a part of Great Britain was all over the radio and Internet … Continue reading









































