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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Spattered in blood from my boots to my hat…
This is a first. As docile and damn-near sessile as those Cornish pullets were in life, they had a lot of strength and they did a lot more than twitch when we nicked off their heads. I’ve never been this … Continue reading
going through some old posts last night…
Came upon this bit of fun from last spring. Sometimes I love Youtube. Woke up with a song in my head I knew for a fact I hadn’t heard since sometime in the ’60’s and no way it’d be on … Continue reading
Once in a while I get to be useful…
I mean in a “not just scut work” kind of way. Met with D this afternoon at a neighbor’s who had some telephone poles he wanted rid of. L wants to build a horse arena, and phone poles make excellent … Continue reading
Tell me again the one about “a few bad apples.”
Because that fairy tale just never gets old. A Philadelphia plainclothes narcotics squad had barreled into the immigrants’ bodegas, guns drawn. They had cut the wires on the stores’ video surveillance systems, robbed thousands of dollars from the cash drawers, … Continue reading
How I’m spending my summer vacation
For flooring materials received last autumn, I owe D&L many hours of labor which will be burned off mostly helping D put a veranda all the way around their new house.They’ve spent several-going-on-many years building their wonderful strawbale-and-earthbag extravaganza. Remember … Continue reading
Using all of a chicken…
Now this is some chicken stew.After we gorged on roast chicken, Ghost and Little Bear tearfully watched me push the still-meaty carcass into a pressure cooker full of water. Or they would have, if dogs could cry. They’re very good … Continue reading
Non-geek bleg: Who’s got an epub reader?
I’ve converted some things from .pdf to epub, including George Potter’s Symbols Flow. Alas, when I did a search for “free epub readers for Linux” I fell into that twilight zone of “It’s easy! All you have to do is … Continue reading
Guffaw: “Beat-up Cars and Guns”
Guffaw in Az meditates on the circumstance of one’s gear getting that experienced and lived-in look, when you can’t afford to replace it with nicer gear. You can lament it or you can celebrate it. No law says you can’t … Continue reading
Celebrating Sixty Years of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Relatively quick trip to the big town about 50 miles away this morning, for my part to order a new pair of glasses and finally put this long-standing vision crisis behind me. A friend sent me $20 as a 60th … Continue reading
Missing the point in epic fashion
One of the fun things about gungrabber propaganda is the mindlessly relentless way they focus on their nemesis and arch-enemy, the vile, cruel and heartless (cover your children’s ears if you’re reading this to them aloud) National Rifle Association. It’s … Continue reading
Maybe it’s fake, maybe not…
There are reports that the idiotic Bloomberg poster below is a too-subtle fake. Maybe yes, maybe no. The web site it advertises certainly seems realistically anti-gun. So I dunno. Just saying, might be fake. The world has become a pretty … Continue reading
Well, yeah. They often get the address wrong.
Here’s Victor Davis Hanson, suggesting that those federal SWAT guys could have more properly found a target much closer to home, had they been inclined to do something right for a change. …we are not threatened by the likes of … Continue reading
Fifty million dollars and this is the best you can get?
Seriously? Fear driven by ignorance is usually unreasoning fear. Not the sort of thing on which common sense laws are built. And these “Everytown” people have certainly wasted no time demonstrating their ignorance. H/T to Thirdpower. BTW, for a beautiful … Continue reading
Chicken Roll Call
Shortly after writing that I planned to sit around all day, I got restless and wandered over to Landlady’s place. There’s always something to do if I rouse myself to do it. Right now Landlady’s Big Chickenhouse contains what amounts … Continue reading
Today I am a geezer.
Absolutely no motivation to do anything but putter today. Expect no deep thoughts. I’ve got two paying gigs I should be on, but if all goes according to plan neither will progress today. I vant to be alone. Putz in … Continue reading
Welcome to the party, pals?
To those awake to the problem, “militarized cops” aren’t exactly a new topic. But I’m seeing a flurry of more mainstream sources writing on the subject as if they’d only just noticed. Washington Post, of all places: The disturbing messages … Continue reading
(sad head shake) I’ll handle my enemies. Lord save me from my friends…
So Harry Reid tottered to a microphone, shook his wizened finger and wheezed that what went on in Nevada was “domestic terrorism.” “They’re nothing more than domestic terrorists,” he repeated, because repetition proves it’s true. The fact that it came … Continue reading
Ongoing Support Needed For Bundy Ranch
Passin’ it on. Looks like Oathkeepers are taking the point here. Which is good, because according to Vanderboegh there’s also a heavy presence of those-you-wish-weren’t-on-your-side.
So around five this morning, the boys went to Defcon One…
Up near the county road, miles from here, there’s a big herd of calves running around. Every time I see them they wander farther from the water tanks, looking for grass. This morning it seems I had one in my … Continue reading
Good day for it, I suppose…
Sorry about that – I gather from the traffic numbers, or lack of same, that I wasn’t the only person who couldn’t get on the blog yesterday. TUAK piggybacks off another site, and sometimes I think the provider got the … Continue reading









































