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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Good morning campers! Do you know what day it is?
Yes, indeedy. I almost forgot! Oh, dear, I seem to be missing a couple of 1099 forms. Guess I should get on the phone.
WordPress hates me.
Or maybe it’s just my old-man luddite powers of dysfunctionalism. (Yes, that’s a word. Now.) Oi lost me bloody password.
It says “Recluse” right on my business cards…
The past several days I’ve been laying low, just doing my hermit thing. Which is to say mostly not doing much of anything at all. I haven’t been keeping up with the neighborhood news, even though it turns out I … Continue reading
A rain tax?
Yup. “Fees will be calculated on the surface area of properties as the theory is that roofs, driveways and carparks create more potential for drainage problems and water contamination,” Metro explains. “Councils are supposed to determine how much to charge … Continue reading
Hm. Maybe we need a “leave me the hell alone” lobbying group?
Newtown families: Victims turn lobbyists What started as a support group is now a lobbying force unlike any other to descend on Capitol Hill. The family members typically begin their pitch to senators softly, telling the story of the child … Continue reading
Speaking of common-sense laws…
The chicanery that ensues when legislators vote up or down on laws not even they have been permitted to actually read… Every time this comes up – and it comes up a lot – I get such a WTF moment. … Continue reading
While I’m under your bus, Republicans, can I fix this little oil pan drip for you?
“Cracking an Impasse” is politispeak for “compromise,” which is NRA-speak for “giving up something precious.” “I’ve got to tell you candidly, I don’t consider background checks to be gun control. I think it’s just commonsense,” Toomey said. “If you pass … Continue reading
What do giraffes do when nobody’s watching?
I was about half buying this, till the first one on the trapeze…
Comet’s in one of his little moods…
Winter has returned, in a desultory way, to the gulch. Two consecutive nights of snow. Wind like a flatlander wouldn’t believe. Not real cold, though the wood stove has been back in business. Not much sun. I put off shit-shoveling … Continue reading
The weatherman’s little surprises…
Yesterday was supposed to be wind all day, t-storms in the afternoon and all night. The weatherman got the wind right: On the ridgetops the gusts would knock you off your feet. But the sun stayed out all day. It … Continue reading
I wonder if they call it Obamaville?
The mole people: Police find ‘homeless city’ where vagrants – including kids – live in labyrinth of tunnels 25ft below Kansas City Below the streets of Kansas City, there are deep underground tunnels where a group of vagrant homeless people … Continue reading
Dirty, deadly and banned…
…hasn’t worked out quite as well as our masters hoped. So far. This round. But now they’re just gettin’ nasty… A group of gun sellers and owners sued to block the gun tax, saying it violates the Second Amendment right … Continue reading
Look who’s back!
After a long hiatus, Bill St. Clair is blogging again. He not only often has good things to say, but he has apparently mirrored every good thing that was ever on the intertubz. If I could only figure out how … Continue reading
Gotta love it!
I wish I’d had the balls to do things like this when I was a kid… Stolen from Claire.
None of my friends are sane, you know…
And there I am, egging them on.
You kids! Off my lawn.
Yes, a Forgotten Weapons video is pending, which shall never be forgot. Ghost wanted his Jeep ride, but he was not getting in back.
Must be Spring!
Look what Ian brought up with him! He showed up unexpectedly yesterday afternoon, having spent all day on the road. No, he didn’t drive it up from the city. He’s intelligent and therefore not nearly that trusting. But it towed … Continue reading
…Which in turn got me to thinking…
I took that picture planning to crop out everything but the roof-top panels so I could bitch about bird shit. This I have done. But the exercise got me to thinking about the things that can happen to utility buildings, … Continue reading
More reasons to hate Big Bird
When I rule the universe, I’m either going to outlaw all large birds or do a radical redesign on their digestive systems. Who’s cleaning that up? Huh? I hate roofs, though at least this one is flat.
My armed guards won’t let me talk to you about why you shouldn’t be armed.
Heh. HARTFORD—Connecticut Gov. Dannel Malloy’s security detail has cancelled an appearance by the governor at the capitol Wednesday, citing security concerns as hundreds of gun-rights supporters rallied here in protest of a scheduled vote on a package of new gun-control … Continue reading









































