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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Five degrees
Well, it didn’t get below zero, which is something to be grateful for I suppose. The cabin definitely needs more insulation. I got out from the blankets when Ghost’s pitiful whines began to sound actively painful and not a minute … Continue reading
Oh, bother. Here’s winter.
Hmph. Never did get above freezing today. Middle of the afternoon the clouds blew off, which the solar panels and batteries liked, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it goes below zero tonight. Glad I’m not in the trailer, sad … Continue reading
It’s New! It’s Orange-ish!
Landlady has informed me that I’m getting a whole bunch of cards in the mail. To all who have donated to my new Blindness Sucks fund, thank you from the bottom of my heart. Some have asked for a Donate … Continue reading
Have I mentioned I hate winter?
It’s never too soon to get back in practice, because I’ve a feeling I’m going to have lots of chances to hate it in the next few months. Took forever for the dish and modem to get connection this morning, … Continue reading
It’s a curse.
If I ever meet anybody who’s seriously planning to move to our little slice of paradise and build a house, I’ll be honor-bound to tell him/her about the local curse. No, seriously. It must be a curse, it must be … Continue reading
What color is the sky in your dream world, Sir?
So here’s this anti who has sadly concluded gun owners may have a point about one thing… The 300 million guns that are in private hands aren’t going away; I can’t think of any law or incentive program that would … Continue reading
It’s like a cockroach running across my grave…
Seriously. Democracy, as the president has said, begins with the people taking care of one another responsibly, importantly through government as an instrument of freedom. That how we get our public schools, our roads, our sewers, our patent office, our … Continue reading
…and sometimes the solutions are absurdly easy.
Two people who should certainly know have told me about this prescription discount card that the local electric coop hands out. At first I assumed they were giving them to customers, or employees, or at least people already on the … Continue reading
This is beautiful.
David Codrea on the Newtown Shooting and a “national conversation.” If you saw someone methodically murdering children and you could get your hands on a gun, would you use it to stop him? Yes or no? There’s no time for … Continue reading
“Despite my excesses, my appetite and my love of life, I remain a free man.”
I’ve only seen this guy in a couple of roles and don’t know anything about him at all, really. But this morning I have a high opinion of him.
Of course clouds have their virtues, too…
Saturday night we got the first real snow of the weekend. It only amounted to a couple of inches, but it was just the first act of 24 hours of the heaviest overcast I’ve seen since a boy in Detroit. … Continue reading
Adventures in ancient technology, not very desperately seeking relevance…
A very dear old friend, whom I’ve neglected unforgivably the past several years, heard about my medical trouble and immediately sent me a gift of $100. Being even older than me, he sent it via Western Union. Yeah, he just … Continue reading
I’m gonna get me a coat of arms, just so I can put this on it.
From Jim in comments here. “If I ever hear of you displaying shame as you deal with the bureacratic arms of the state, I shall come to your desert and do you harm.” I wonder how that reads in Latin?
“God, I’m a jerk.”
On the way to morning shit-shoveling I heard on the radio about another mass shooting. This one in an elementary school, for God’s sake. Double-digit body count. My first thought, I do confess, was “Is the Brady Bunch paying these … Continue reading
Kind of ironic…
I filled out an on-line form with some social organization. If you had any idea how humiliating that sentence was to compose… To my shock I actually got a return phone call this morning. Nice lady, asked me some questions, … Continue reading
Finally got some sleep…
Went to bed around 10:30. Laid there quite a while, finally passed out, and except for a few Zoe- and rain-related intervals didn’t stir till nine. That’s something like a record, I must have been tired. Rain in the middle … Continue reading
QoD: “First good belly laugh of the morning” edition
Borepatch, in comments here: It’s a little know fact that if you did well in High School chemistry class, you can make your own Sudafed out of easily available meth.
Things I really, really wish, Chapter One
I really, really wish Zoe would stop playing with live mice in the kneehole of my desk while I’m trying to use it.
Sometimes this phrase rules my life…
“Intellectually I know it’s fine, but…” But it scares the hell out of me. I’d better get over it if I hope to spend a comfortable winter. Sooner or later it’s going to get cold and stay there. So this … Continue reading









































