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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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When you put it that way, it does sound kind of silly…
…But thanks for keeping an open mind. H/T to Balko.
When future anthropologists ponder the end of American civilization…
…I suspect the phrase “Officer Safety is Paramount” will figure largely. H/T to Carl, who has more and better comments than I can think of right now. Though I do wish people would give the zombies a rest.
Note for future generations…
If you ever want Ghost to come to you Right F’ing Now, just fry up a couple of slices of Spam. I guarantee he’ll drop his otherwise pressing business and come running. From as far away as Nebraska, if necessary. … Continue reading
Sometimes I think I carry this “hermit” thing too far.
I meant to move out to the boonies. That wasn’t a mistake, and though there have been times when it’s been less than entirely enjoyable I’ve never wasted a second regretting it. This is where I belong. And yeah, I … Continue reading
Here’s proof that we’re not a government.
Landlady said she wants to close Gitmo, and so we closed Gitmo. Tore it right out of the ground, in fact. Well, most of it. As proof that after we’ve betrayed the revolution we’ll be twice the government the old … Continue reading
Thanks, Guys!
The TUAK Financial Manager, L. Lady, has informed me that from contributions received I’m good to go for internet access for the next eight months. That was a response I didn’t dare hope for, and I am eight months in … Continue reading
“Learn from history?” Don’t be ridiculous. History can’t even talk.
This won’t end well… (Reuters) – President Barack Obama said on Friday he was sending about 100 U.S. troops to central Africa to help and advise government forces battling Ugandan Lord’s Resistance Army rebels accused of murder, rape and kidnapping … Continue reading
A couple of pieces of good news…
Weekend before last, Landlady moved a full-size refrigerator into The Meadow House. I promised to take the little fridge she’d been using out to the barn, but asked if she’d mind if I tried something at the Lair first. The … Continue reading
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I’ve only been to the BALLS launch once, several years ago, and it’s still a cherished memory. BALLS is like Knob Creek for high-power rocket geeks. It’s held annually at Black Rock Dry Lake in Nevada. Black Rock is the … Continue reading
Silverblog!
I see from Claire that my old friend Silver has a new blog on the Mises site. I first “met” Silver on the TMM forum damn near ten years ago. We met once in meatspace (for an extended weekend, and … Continue reading
I just saw the damndest thing…
It must be time for giving birth around here for the kangaroo rats. I don’t have a better explanation for why all of a sudden there are rat holes dug everywhere, and sometimes in the damnedest places. High-traffic areas, where … Continue reading
Yeah, like you need more…
Reasons to be Glad You Don’t Live in California! I heard about (and kinda/sorta predicted) the Empty OC Ban. I heard (and blogged) about the Fourth Amendment Ban. I completely missed the “long gun registry.” Must say, though, that the … Continue reading
I found it!
There’s a quote that gets kicked around a lot: “You can’t conquer a free man, the most you can do is kill him.” I was pretty sure Heinlein said it – because between him and H. L. Mencken they’ve got … Continue reading
Paul Simon is rolling in his grave. Yeah, I know he is, but this’ll kill him.
Not to mention that the song writer kinda forgets all those hundreds of others killed by the “Fast and Furious” criminals, but still… Okay, I’m done being a purist dick for now. On with it! H/T to Sipsey Street. These … Continue reading
Way to exercise self-reliance there, Mr. Cleaver…
Couple lost in corn maze calls 911 Getting lost in a corn maze is supposed to be fun. But it turned into a nightmare for a Massachusetts couple who got so lost that they had to be rescued by the … Continue reading
“…a very simple rifle to make…”
Ian’s latest video at Forgotten Weapons details the construction of a sweet little rifle I couldn’t have forgotten, since I never heard of it. But it does indeed appear to be a very simple rifle to make – if you’re … Continue reading
I paid to send guns to Mexican cartels, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Naw, that’s not what it says. Actually I don’t wear slogan t-shirts much – just a matter of taste. But I confess I’m tempted by this one. Another run of the Gunwalker t-shirts is available, for a limited time only, … Continue reading
Claire Wolfe is a Sellout! A Fake! A Fraud! A Charlatan!
No, seriously, it says so right here. While we all look for those who can do, to do, more, you hide in your cave claiming deadly disease.* Sellout, fake, fraud and charlatan are words that come to mind. What a … Continue reading
Sigh. Kids today…
More pix at CriticalMass. Y’know, I think the OWS kids need a theme song. All good protest movements have a theme song. I suggest this one…









































