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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
QoD – “topic of the day” edition:
Seriously, the news media has always had the attention span of a hyperactive Pekingese in desperate need of a Ritalin MilkBone, but it’s more noticeable at some times than others, and lately it’s been very… hey! Let’s go ride our … Continue reading
Hey! Lookit this!
TUAK passed 100,000 visits today! Thanks, guys!
Good news!
GC Guy: We’re not causing these GM tube failures, Joel. Must be from shipping, because we’ve been really careful with them. Me: I can’t testify I haven’t caused any failures, but I have been treating them like they’re filled with … Continue reading
What is this “constitution” of which you speak?
Shite. I can’t keep the politicians straight without a scorecard. I expected some GOP pols to try eviscerating Obama over Libya, as if they’ve got room to talk. So I turn on the news and who do I hear? A … Continue reading
Holy Double Standard, Batman!
Seen at Tam’s: I’m not a big Sarah Palin fan myself, but if this isn’t grounds for a libel suit there’s no such thing. Dumb Twat? Excuse me? The party of civility would go insane if Limbaugh said something like … Continue reading
Yike! Wind!
We had as luverly a windstorm as I’ve ever seen here today, fer shur. I knew we were in trouble when I woke at one and the wind was blowing. Wind before dawn always means the afternoon will be hell; … Continue reading
…Why it’s good to be a dad…
I got an email from my daughter this morning. She sent me a bunch of photos which I’m not going to share, because – well, they’re of a pregnant lady and they’re just for me. Surfing around, I went to … Continue reading
The downside of “off the radar”
My papers are not in order. It’s a sad fact. Even back when I went to some effort to keep my papers neatly in order, they were usually screwed up in some way. Some license or registration out of date, … Continue reading
Here we go again…
As the shooting starts. BENGHAZI, Libya (AP) — The Pentagon says the United States has launched a missile strike on Libyan air defenses. American warplanes, ships and submarines prepared to launch a furious assault on Libya’s limited air defenses Saturday, … Continue reading
“Shoot him in his toodles,” heh…
I don’t know for sure what toodles are, but I’m quite sure I don’t want this lady to inform me.
Wow. Now THIS is how to make an unabashedly political movie review.
Bill Whittle on Battle LA: I spent every single second of this movie wishing I’d joined the Marine Corps, and being ashamed of myself that I did not. And that’s a good thing. Yeah, I had the same reaction when … Continue reading
Bombing the world for peace
Saw this on Unc: Phelps: A lot of libertarians are strict non-interventionists. I’m not. When you are a human rights violator, I think that your shit needs to be blown up, and we’ve got the bombs. Qadhafi is certainly a … Continue reading
Holy Improvisation, Batman!
Whew. I’ve had trouble with the Jeep’s battery since winter before last. Since I never had trouble with it during the summer, I rarely gave it much thought. In the winter I was too cold and broke to do much … Continue reading
Wait. What?
Was this some other Martin Luther King I never heard of? To make the point, the AFL-CIO is planning a series of nationwide events on April 4, the 43rd anniversary of the day the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was … Continue reading
I’m probably not going to write a lot about geiger counters in the future.
GC Guy: Sorry about doing the soldering in here, Joel. It’s just too windy outdoors. Me: Hey, I’m a child of the fifties. I’m just glad you weren’t grinding uranium. This has been a high-stress week for GC Guy and … Continue reading
Boys in Blue! What’s the best way to defuse a “domestic disturbance” call?
How about setting the guy on fire? Y’think that might work? Okay, sure. The guy was clearly someone I’m glad wasn’t married to my daughter. But still: Gasoline – high-voltage electrical discharge. Right away I’d be thinking, what could conceivably … Continue reading
Well then, maybe they should secede.
I’ve got no problem with it. Others in the county might not agree. Commenter S sent me this amusing piece about some liberals in Pima County, Arizona who aren’t happy with the recent direction of the lawmaking in that state: … Continue reading
(Chortle) Just when you thought something was so obvious it didn’t need to be said…
Breda’s got a post about how a lot of gun dealers still suggest .38 snubbies to woman customers looking for a first handgun. She thinks this is very bad advice: Sure, snubbies live up to a lot of their selling … Continue reading
To me, $200 is a lot of money.
You’ve heard the prepper professors say that step one is “get out of debt.” I can testify that that’s mighty good advice. I was over at J&H’s early yesterday morning, frantically shoveling shit before I had to run and make … Continue reading









































