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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Our story so far…
Landlady called me back yesterday afternoon – of course I didn’t blog about the pressure pump until I’d at least left her a message, because it all belongs to her and she deserved to hear it first – and contacted … Continue reading
You don’t suffer the way I suffer…
Well, hell. Dang. Poop. Ca-ca. This hasn’t been a great day. Okay: Note for future generations. When designing your off-grid water system, see what you can do about eliminating the pressure pump and tank. Just write it right out of … Continue reading
I Got NOTHIN’ Today.
The cold snap has gone away, and most of the snow has melted. It was quite nice yesterday afternoon and gorgeous today. The boys and I took a very-long-deferred Walkie into the canyons and let them run their widdle brains … Continue reading
Well, I guess Allah is Akbar, after all. This guy still seems to have his hands.
Seen at Sipsey Street: A jihadi has a bad demonstration. The good: He keeps the barrel on line pretty well while it lasts. The bad…Letting the video get on YouTube. I’m guessing that last word has a scatological connection of … Continue reading
I feel safe. Murderous, but safe.
Get a load of the mousse-head at 0.40. Terrorism, my ass.
But sometimes even a taxeater remembers where his middle finger is!
Heh. GRANGEVILL, Idaho (AP) – A northern Idaho sheriff says he is not advocating the illegal shooting of federally protected wolves by offering a hunting rifle and a shovel as the prize in a raffle called “.308 SSS Wolf Pack … Continue reading
Um…Yeah, Bubba. And yet you’re not in the news, either.
I’m reminded of an old Paul Stookey song for some reason: Oh you give a damn, well so does he‘You think the rest of us are just fakin’?I mean what do you need that you got to giveLess than what … Continue reading
Nail the coffins shut!
Who ARE these people, and why should we care? On Wednesday, which is World AIDS Day, the stars will leave their millions of fans on various social media platforms, only to return when $1 million is raised. “It’s really important … Continue reading
“…also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers…”
This is apropos of nothing at all – I just saw it at TJIC and it was such a delightfully ironic bit of prose that it momentarily made me forget my frozen fingers. I love good writing, like I love … Continue reading
For the Survivalist who has everything…
Hey! Wanna buy an aircraft carrier? Hey, Mayberry! I found your ride! No engines, alas, and I assume the reactors have also been pulled. Crap – dunno what I’d do with a ship, but I could use a nuclear reactor … Continue reading
Have I told you lately I hate winter?
Really, it just can’t be stressed enough. I spent about an hour this morning, writing down all the reasons I should throw back the covers, put my leg on, and go outside. Hell, it took me nearly that long to … Continue reading
Leslie Nielson is dead?
Say it isn’t so! Well, at least he escaped a fourth “Naked Gun” movie. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing, and it stopped being a good thing after the “Airplane” sequel, which I don’t think he … Continue reading
“Guns and Weed: The Road to Freedom”
Via Claire’s blog, I see a notice about an upcoming documentary: Guns and Weed: The Road to Freedom. Which includes at least an appearance by our own MamaLiberty! Yay! Okay, I’m not convinced weed is a road to freedom, any … Continue reading
The fortunes of the anti-haters we love to – er, hate.
Codrea’s got a great article in the Gun Rights Examiner, spotlighting a publication I know nothing but plan to learn more about, The Social Contract. It all concerns our ol’ buddy Morris Dees of the Substantially Profitable Lie Center. A … Continue reading
I’ve got a little list! They never will be missed!
Go ahead and bitch about airport probulations! Big Sis Napolitano wants to get Storm Saxon on your ass! The terminology contained within the reported memo is indeed troubling. It labels any person who “interferes” with TSA airport security screening procedure … Continue reading
Two From Claire
Just in time for Freedomista Christmas, two new books from Claire Wolfe have been released. They’re both compilations of previously-published material, but whether or not you’re familiar with her work they’re both worth your time and nickel. Hardyville Tales is … Continue reading
Joel’s Butter Biscuits
I got a couple of requests for my butter biscuits, and thought I’d better comply. There’s really nothing special about them, they’re just regular baking powder biscuits with a whole bunch of butter instead of shortening. But they’re darned good. … Continue reading
“That’s sweet! And…kinda creepy.”
So said Landlady about the latest antics of Click the Cat. The other evening I’m down at Landlady’s Meadow House. We’d just come back from town, celebrating her new gas appliances, and now we had a drink and enjoyed the … Continue reading









































