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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Awww…Crap.
And I was in such a good mood. Had a little … well, not even little, an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny … disaster yesterday afternoon. After rigging the solar panels and my newly sorta-kinda refurbished storage batteries together with the charge controller, … Continue reading
You think the Constitution is wrong, Congressman? I think you don’t know what’s in it.
Okay, I’m just doing this for snark, because I’m not a constitution-worshiper myself and I don’t even know who this guy is so his opinion is pretty much completely meaningless to me. But Congressman, when you say “I don’t think … Continue reading
“And that is QUITE enough of that!”
So said Landlady after six freaking hours putting up tongue & groove cedar on her front overhang. And I thank whatever gods there may be that the house only has the one overhang. This is the answer to my old … Continue reading
Joel Ludd … In the Twenty-First … CENTURY!!
Well, I went to town today, hoping to buy a new pair of boots. Found the boots for quite a bit less than I feared, and did something completely frivolous with some of the surplus. I bought myself one of … Continue reading
The S in NASA stands for … um … Wait, I used to know this one…
Stupid foreign policy? James Hansen, the head of one of President Barack Obama’s NASA labs, came to Canada last week to tell us not to allow a French company called Total to proceed with its Canadian oilsands project. Even for … Continue reading
Anybody want a dog?
Oh, man. I’ve been loosening the leash on Little Bear for some time, and thinking we were making real progress. He maybe goes down the slope alone for activities in the pursuit of which any of us would prefer privacy, … Continue reading
The song in my head…
…has been in there, off and on, for the past few days and as usual I couldn’t begin to tell you why. I could only remember two lines, and one of them was wrong. Didn’t know what group recorded it. … Continue reading
Old trucks and tractors…
Okay, so M’s tractor is running fine now, right? So naturally it needs a better test. I fired it up this morning and drove it to J&H’s to move some manure during my regular shit-shoveling visit, and it didn’t give … Continue reading
Al Sharpton is upset. Democrats aren’t being proactive enough about being passive.
Seriously. I could post the clip here, I do it enough, but … Nah. I really don’t want him here. Maybe if all was well and you could sit down and know that your livelihood was taken care of and … Continue reading
Yep. Good day.
Landlady’s been having some financial troubles of her own, for which “while you’re building a house” is never a good time. But that’s what friends are for, and yesterday we passed a milestone. We (well, she) got the breaker box … Continue reading
And then, depression set in – Pt 2
So this morning I’m down in the Meadow House helping Landlady do some wiring. We installed the breaker box, I stripped a bunch of wire, then she went to work wiring the box while M and I installed outlets. M … Continue reading
I just learned something that makes me a little sad.
Joseph Sobran is dead. Why should I care about a columnist when – left or right – I usually just keep them around for laughs? Sobran seemed to be an unusually honest and courageous one. Once an up-and-coming conservative pundit, … Continue reading
TJIC gets QoD PDQ, OK?
It’s not easy work being part of the leftist intelligentsia, but those six impossible beliefs aren’t going to be entertained before breakfast all by themselves!
You gotta admit, the thing is just…Awesome!
U.S. District Judge, George Streeh, of the Eastern District of Michigan ruled that Congress does have the authority to enact a key part of President Obama’s healthcare law reform, requiring US citizens to obtain coverage by 2014. The day Obama … Continue reading
As God is My Witness, I’ll Never Be Itchy Again!
Finally. There’s a bit of insulation I never got around to installing in the Lair, because, well, I dreaded it. It’s the part of the side walls between the main stretch and the rather radically pitched roof, and I put … Continue reading
Why do environmentalists hate children?
Don’t bother answering that, I already know. Children are bad for the environment, because they may grow up to be carnivores or even (gasp) entrepreneurs. Unlike polar bears, which only eat baby seals alive. “Act-Responsible” is apparently an advertising group, … Continue reading
And then, depression set in.
So I got the engine running on the tractor. Yay me. Took long enough, but then I was just doing it in spare minutes, right? Not my tractor. But then, having let it warm up through posting the previous, er, … Continue reading
Jah! Jah! Der Gulchendiggensmoothen läuft!*
Alternate Title: “It was working fine before I fixed it.” Yes, after only about eight attempts at what turned out to be a very simple but apparently futile maintenance procedure, HPAV Gulchendiggensmoothen decided this afternoon that it had tortured me … Continue reading
How to lose a job in Events Support, in one easy lesson…
I’m not a big fan of his oratorical style, but he didn’t handle this very badly. I wouldn’t have played it up quite so big, but then I’m not Obama.
This Modern World (and you’re welcome to it.)
I am sitting in the cell phone lot at the Indy airport right now. This is simply a small lot a mile or more from the terminal where you can park whilst waiting for someone to arrive and call you. … Continue reading









































