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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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“Obstructing Government Operations,” Oh dear, oh dear.
A rafting guide lost a 13-year-old girl when his raft flipped in white water. He couldn’t find her at first, finally did locate her after the Trained Professionals had arrived to save the day, jumped in and pulled the girl … Continue reading
More (and less) tactical than thou…
I’ve been aware for some years now that my tacticool elevator doesn’t even go near the top. I consider it a sign of my continuing development as a human being that this no longer bothers me. Very much. All the … Continue reading
Okay, this is starting to make me mad. So let’s go over it again.
I’m seeing all these snarks from people who are frightened by firearms, suggesting that a person with an AR-15 is carrying a big gun to compensate for his small … endowment. This cannot be the case, as I will now … Continue reading
Note to the barely employed…
Your employer(s) will definitely give you that “should we be calling the cops on this guy?” look if they catch you singing this song out in the middle of their shitfield. Just sayin’.
Private to Freedom Outlaws…
This is something I should have said when I linked to Claire Wolfe’s great post on the subject a couple of days ago. Just as you can’t be a proper boy scout without your own copy of the Boy Scout … Continue reading
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo…
…Don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do. Last week was wood-cutting, for which I got paid. This week it’s been mostly trash-hauling, which should wrap up tomorrow. Today was the worst, since I already got all the fence-wire and big … Continue reading
Now this is activism.
I saw this at Wendy McElroy’s site. A fellow named Brian McCrary was upset about a notorious speed trap in Bluff City, Tennessee, and got a chance to do something about it. The geniuses at the Bluff City PD let … Continue reading
If you’re supposed to be the good guys, act like it.
So on Sunday there was a big demonstration at the pathetic hole in the ground where the World Trade Center used to be. The demonstration was to protest the proposed construction of a big mosque two blocks away, which a … Continue reading
This is beautiful. Read this.
I read it this morning, but this morning didn’t get off to such a great start and I wanted to read it again later, more carefully. A few days ago I took Claire Wolfe’s name in vain and mentioned the … Continue reading
I dunno, maybe they’re BLUE or something…
How come when cops get them, they’re “patrol rifles?” And did whoever wrote the town’s official justification for this have a straight face at the time? The world may never know… “As the largest local police agency located on Interstate … Continue reading
Well, There’s your problem right there…
Just a day in the life at Mordor-By-The-Potomac: A. The President establishes a commission to promote deficit reduction. B. The commission promptly demands a bigger staff and budget. Irony isn’t dead. But if we keep kicking it it’ll die sooner … Continue reading
This is how to lose your job and become an office legend, simultaneously.
And not in a good way. (Warning: Bad Language.) Full disclosure demands that I admit I’ve had moments like this. Not into a live microphone during a TV newscast, but…
We did something really decadant and hedonistic today…
We ran our air conditioners. It’s been pretty hot for the past few days, but today was a scorcher. W and I both live in old RVs, which are equipped with air conditioners we never use. I’ve been here going … Continue reading
Borepatch: Arturus Rex
Over at Borepatch there’s this very thought-provoking post called Arturus Rex in which he parallels the (devoutly to be wished) fall of the “Progressive Agenda” with the fall of Rome, with the part of the Barbarian Hordes being played in … Continue reading
I LOVE this holster!
After five days in a woodlot and at the sawbuck, my pistol really needed a good cleaning even though I never fired a shot. I was too wasted to do it last night, and didn’t plan on taking the time … Continue reading
Okay, since sometime around the early ’70’s, …
Roy Clark has played the definitive – if rather flashy – Maleguena. The question has been, how the hell does he do that? Here’s how. He does it by being fast like a freak with his right hand, and having … Continue reading
Do what you promised to do…
…and it will usually work out well for you. I’m not a Christian. But I did try it on for several years, studied the Bible closely, and found parts of it quite illuminating. One line in Psalm 15 always stuck … Continue reading
SpaceX got one into orbit!
I haven’t paid a lot of attention to SpaceX lately, because so far their only product has been press releases about their latest test failure – plus they took a lot of money from NASA which, while probably necessary, didn’t … Continue reading
Gloom, Despair, and Agony on meeeee…
I got to D&L’s around 7:30, to find a very disgruntled couple of people. D was up on the straw pile, L was on her tractor with a pallet on the forks. Six or eight pallets were already filled with … Continue reading
Back to Room 101…
Oy. I spent all yesterday morning cutting up firewood for D&L, and maybe got through a third of the pile. (This job seems to work in thirds.) If I were stronger I’d be slowed by the fact that they’ve only … Continue reading









































