

Will Blog for ISP Time, Glaucoma Meds, or Cheap Booze.
Free! (and worth every penny)


Scary Manifesto that keeps getting pushed down on the sidebar by filthy capitalism!
They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
Our Founder

Our Late Editor
Our Late Cattle Wrangler

Laddie the Amazing Torso Boy 2011-2020
Blogroll
- 357 Magnum
- 5 Acres and a Dream
- 90 Miles From Tyranny
- A Day in the Life of a Talk Radio Blogger
- Adaptive Curmudgeon
- Armed & Non-Violent
- Bayou Renaissance Man
- Bill St. Clair
- Borepatch
- Carl Bussjaeger
- Claire Wolfe
- Commander Zero
- Dio's Workshop
- Eaton Rapids Joe
- Forgotten Weapons
- Freeholder
- Home on the Range
- Instapundit
- Irons in the Fire
- James Zachary
- Kent McManigal
- Nails and Sawdust
- Never Yet Melted
- Resistance Library
- Say Uncle
- The Price of Liberty
- The Smallest Minority
- The View from North Central Idaho
- The Vulgar Curmudgeon
- The War on Guns
- The Zelman Partisans
- True Blue Sam
- View from the Porch
- Weer'd World
- Wendy McElroy
- You will shoot your eye out
- Zendo Deb
Previous OPSEC Violations
Author Archives: Joel
Careful what you wish for, Nancy…
Well, friends, with any luck this’ll be the day. What Reason is calling the “Health Care Superbowl” is supposed to finally get its day in court, hopefully followed by a swift and sure execution. Damn, I wouldn’t be Nancy Pelosi … Continue reading
Be sure to fill out those forms accurately, y’all.
WASHINGTON — Two scholars say in a new research paper that despite earlier denials, the Census Bureau was deeply involved in the roundup and internment of Japanese Americans at the onset of U.S. entry into World War II. The academics … Continue reading
I really hate a Quisling.
I’ve spent the last hour stewing about this. I spent time before that surfing, trying to find more information, trying any way I could to find some spin that made any sort of honorable sense. I’ve given up. Now I’m … Continue reading
The Mature Freedomista
In answer to the post below, The Grey Lady said, in part, Accidentally stumbling on that site [Survival Blog] was what got me going down my freedom oriented road, woke me up with a slap in the head, well a … Continue reading
Well, I never thought this would happen.
I may have to scrub my fingers to the bone after posting this, because I’m about to write in favor of (Can’t! Say! It!) Okay, I’m about to write about two laws. They may be quixotic and doomed laws, but … Continue reading
“One should not hesitate in calling them ‘bagel brains’.”
On Monday I posted about JPFO’s “Bagel Brain Jews” flier, which has been getting quite a lot of ink. My point was that, however right Aaron Zelman and JPFO might be in pointing out the senselessness of liberal Jews crying … Continue reading
See, this is just not fair.
If I’m going to wake up with a song in my head, I’d prefer that it be a song I can stand listening to. I like Don McClean. Really, I do. But his output was…uneven. There’s Vincent, which could make … Continue reading
Laws for thee, but not for me.
Heh. Capitol Hill Cops Decry Bullying Staff Members U.S. Capitol Police officers say they need more backing from their leaders to stop congressional staffers who insist on bypassing metal detectors when entering the Capitol with lawmakers. Several officers, who spoke … Continue reading
For years, I wondered…
…why do people even use these “social networking services?” WASHINGTON — The Feds are on Facebook. And MySpace, LinkedIn and Twitter, too. U.S. law enforcement agents are following the rest of the Internet world into popular social-networking services, going undercover … Continue reading
Let me get this straight.
You missed your daughter’s birthday party because an airplane landed on you. Well, it gets points for originality. HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. – Robert Gary Jones was a pharmaceutical salesman on a business trip, looking forward to getting home to … Continue reading
Prejudice and Bigotry
Claire over at Backwoods Home Blog wrote a great piece this morning. It seems she has this regular column in SWAT Magazine, and that this month’s column was titled Proudly Redneck. And somebody…well, I’ll let her tell it. The article … Continue reading
If only the government took its own advice…
How much happier we’d be.
Never let’em see you make sausage!
This health-care thing, for all its many downsides, is at least becoming fun to watch. This Fox article (yes, I know) claims to quote Madame Pelosi as saying, “Nobody wants to vote for the Senate bill.” Of course she intends … Continue reading
Due to technical difficulties…
My wi-fi, or possibly satellite, connection is weak and tenuous. I only seem able to stay on for a few seconds at a time this morning. W’s having the same problem only worse and we’re working on it but it … Continue reading
No, Really, I Want To Know.
WHAT’S HE DOING ON MY PLANET? We pay him for this? Seriously?
Mad as hell. Not going to take it anymore.
I understand that winter is supposed to be cold. I have no philosophical objection to winter being cold, anymore than with water being wet. But is water wet sometimes, and sometimes dry, depending on its mood? I think not. I … Continue reading
Uh…Bagel Brain Jews?
Okay, I’m acquainted with Aaron Zelman. We’re not bosom buddies, but I’ve done a little copy writing for him and I hold him and JPFO with a certain amount of affection. I’m more than reasonably sure he’s not an anti-Semite. … Continue reading
Hm!
Did you know that if you type “Chris Dodd” and “scandal” into Google, you get 20,300 hits? I should pay more attention to politicians as sources of amusement.
Things you must never, ever do…
I’ve had word out that I need two 55-gallon plastic barrels. The word that has mostly come back is “Yeah, you and everybody else, sucker.” I need them for my little cabin’s little septic field, so paying full retail for … Continue reading
Honesty in government. I like it!
What Union Bosses Think Oops. An Albany cop-union boss just let the protect-and-serve mask slip. Albany Police Officers Union President Chris Mesley says that, regardless of the faltering economy, a no-raise new contract is unacceptable. And to hell with the … Continue reading









































