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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Youch. No more reloads for the Arex.
I thought I broke my gun. So in the previous post I mentioned that I had ordered 500 9mm reloads. Yesterday I picked them up in town, and this morning I loaded magazines and took them out to the driveway … Continue reading
Why are 115 grain 9mm bullets longer than 124 grain bullets?
A couple of months ago a friend of the blog sent me a princely gift: 450 rounds of bulk practice 115-grain 9mm and ten boxes of 124 grain. Yesterday I burned through (almost) the last of the 115-grain, and so… … Continue reading
Remember what I said about the weather going cool and cloudy?
Yeah. This is my fault.
Hillbilly Water Heater: That was harder than expected, but…
Last year I had nothing but trouble from my homemade water heater. 200 feet of black hose was so filled with calcium scale that it took forever to get water running freely – in fact I had trouble off and … Continue reading
Excellent timing!
Every two months Big Brother sends Tobie a care package in the form of a sack of expensive dogfood. And I meant to ask him to hold off on this one, because with D&L stuck in “therapy every weekday” mode … Continue reading
Tobie and I have developed a profound romantic disconnect…
To wit: Tobie loves cattle and wants to get to know everything about them. I hate cattle with the incandescence of a thousand suns. And the most wonderful thing about cattle – from Tobie’s point of view – is that … Continue reading
Another wildfire…
…just zoomed right over the scar of the record-breaking wildfire they had almost exactly 14 years ago. There is zero chance of it coming here but I woke up at like 3 ayem this morning unable to breathe through my … Continue reading
And there you go, pt. 2
Still repairing minor winter damage around the ol’ Secret Lair… Early in the winter the kitchen’s propane regulator froze up one frigid morning. Being on the sunward side of the cabin it probably would have been fine a little later … Continue reading
And there you go.
Don’t know what I was worried about, it went like a breeze. Now I can put my hillbilly water heater back together.
The nice Post Office lady strikes again!
I needed to go to town yesterday to get some hardware for two stalled cabin chores. While there I would stop at the post office to get some small packages: The post office has been an issue lately because I … Continue reading
I’m reasonably sure the new Pope was chosen with less effort and ceremony…
…than Tobie puts into choosing the exactly right spot for his morning poop. It usually goes on for several minutes, requiring multiple locale changes and a lot of minute terrain examination, and is the principal reason for the long morning … Continue reading
Rigging for summer…
It was a weird winter – perfectly predictable that Spring would get it wrong as well. It’s damn near mid-May and I’m still sleeping in a hoodie with the bedroom heater on but that has to be coming to a … Continue reading
I didn’t know I needed this till I got it.
Week before last when my brothers were visiting we went to the Lowes in the big town about 50 miles away to get cable for a re-wiring job that’s been put off till I can get a second new charge … Continue reading
Trijicon RMR!
I put it on the Arex in mid-January, so about four months ago. And I like it! I was really shy about spending the money, it retails for more than the pistol does, but I’ve found no reason to regret … Continue reading
Well. A few days of nasty weather seem to tapering off…
I’ve been sitting inside watching rain fall and wind blow, wondering where Spring went but this is supposed to be well over by tomorrow. Or maybe the next day. It certainly isn’t as bad today as it has been – … Continue reading
Hey, I like this new charge controller!
Three weeks ago I installed the new MPPT charge controller that Big Brother sent me, and while I can’t say it had a revolutionary effect on my electrical power, I will definitely say that it had a much bigger effect … Continue reading
“Oh, come on!”
“I hate it that you do this!” I have to be careful how I yell at my computer, because… …Tobie’s right there. He’s smart, but not so smart he can always tell when I’m yelling at the ‘pooter and not … Continue reading
My dog’s smarter than your dog…
Any time I start messing with water bottles before leaving Tobie goes to his bed and doesn’t give me a problem, because he knows those are never “let’s go for a Jeep ride” Jeep rides. But other times are up … Continue reading
The Perfect Cat
Long-time blog readers probably know that I like cats. I would have at least one cat but don’t because … I dunno, maybe the Lair just isn’t big enough but they insist on going outdoors, especially at night, and most … Continue reading
The DMV’s record remains unblemished.
Long ago I grew quite superstitious about the DMV. Back when I was Mr. Suburban Man it appeared impossible for me to get anything DMV-related done in a single try. Turns out it still is. One of the things Big … Continue reading