Only the police are qualified to have guns.

Because they’re all trained, and stuff.

CLEVELAND, Ohio — A November car chase ended in a “full blown-out” firefight, with glass and bullets flying, according to Cleveland police officers who described for investigators the chaotic scene at the end of the deadly 25-minute pursuit.

But when the smoky haze — caused by rapid fire of nearly 140 bullets in less than 30 seconds — dissipated, it soon became clear that more than a dozen officers had been firing at one another across a middle school parking lot in East Cleveland.

Remember, boys and girls, if civilians are allowed these deadly weapons of war, there will be bloody gun battles over trivial disagreements! Blood in the streets! Chaos! Anarchy! It’ll be like…Cleveland!

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One Response to Only the police are qualified to have guns.

  1. coloradohermit says:

    “dissipated, it soon became clear that more than a dozen officers had been firing at one another across a middle school parking lot”
    What a hoot! Circular firing squad?

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