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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Wait. What?
You might recall a week ago, when we learned that InrangeTV, responding to censorious things going on at YouTube, had moved gun videos to Pornhub. Seemed a little weird, but what the hell? It’s a weird world. Weirder than I … Continue reading
Gun dealers to anti-gun nuts: Thank you!
‘Yuge’ March for estimated gun sales Estimated gun sales eclipsed historic highs in March, according to federal data. Applications submitted to the National Instant Criminal Background Check System exceeded 2.7 million last month — the busiest March on record and … Continue reading
An unusual bit of maintenance…
I used to make my meager living as a dealership mechanic, but that was a really long time ago. I don’t even know what cars made in this century use for taillights. This being the age of multiple simultaneous Star … Continue reading
Well, the lefties are always telling us we should learn from Europe…
h/t
I am an unfaithful lover…
I am not a gun nut, having spent too much time in the company of Ian and friends to ever again claim that title. I am kind of a knife nut, though. And even though I’ve carried a knife very … Continue reading
First cut of the season
It’s early yet, and I know the weather is just itching for a chance to break my heart. But what the hell? It’s too warm and still not to pretend that building season is here. Anyway, Big Brother is coming … Continue reading
When Rube Goldberg has a drunken hookup with Elmer Fudd…
You get something like this… When I saw how the string that drops the hammer gets cut, I laughed till I choked.
Top cover, repaired
I got the chicken yard’s top cover in early 2015 to replace the original, an old cargo parachute, which was in streaming rags in far less than two years. (pro-tip: cargo chutes do not withstand constant UV exposure for any … Continue reading
QoD: “I was somewhere near a shooting once and so now I’m a stainless steel saint” edition…
I’m optimistic that the rules for debating with and about the Parkland kids can get even stupider before the weekend is over, but the bar has been set high. – Allahpundit I’ll just shut up and let Dullhawk have the … Continue reading
And that’s why I should have learned how to use a sewing machine.
The camo netting I use as top cover for the Lair’s chicken yard is falling apart. Couple of weeks ago a Generous Reader sent me a section of new camo netting. Not enough to replace the whole top cover, but … Continue reading
Yeah, but everybody knows women can’t use search engines.
Maybe if we say please? Y’think that would get her to go away?
Though the children might treat your gun rights like disposable toys, the adults are on the job…
…enabling the children to treat your gun rights like disposable toys. This happened two weeks ago of course, but I just read about it this morning. Baltimore Can’t Afford to Heat Schools, But is Paying $100k to Bus Students to … Continue reading
You flyover normies think you’re so cool…
“Smart Home” weaponization in 3…2…1…
Maybe the kid’s good for something after all…
h/t Along the same lines, and with a nod to Claire’s new book…
Hey, Claireistas! Listen up.
Claire and Kit Perez’s new book Basics of Resistance comes out April 19 but the Kindle version can be pre-ordered right now. And as of just a few minutes ago it had the banner above. #1! For $0.99 you can … Continue reading
I’m good and kind and right about everything, so…
…I should get a pass for trying to destroy the career of anyone who says anything even slightly derogatory toward me. ‘Specially if it’s true. David Hogg pushes Laura Ingraham boycott after Fox News host taunts him over college admissions … Continue reading
FYI, this is not a bleg. Not in any organized way…
Just so you know, I’m going to permanently enter two items on the “Send Joel Stuff” page… That’s a nylon sheath and 5-ply sock for a below-knee amputation, both in regular/medium size, which (for informational purposes only) are available at … Continue reading
A much less unpleasant day ahead…
Private to that guy who sent that waterproof ATV suit: I put the whole thing on yesterday, mostly just to see if I could put the pants on over the prosthesis (yes) and the belt gear (no) but I ended … Continue reading
Speshul moments in dumb political signs
It’s the whole point, lady.
The expression, “Bring it, Fatso” comes to mind. But saying that would be wrong.
And of course he’s not planning on doing it himself. That’s what minions are for, being far more expendable.









































