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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
California has become the Utopia that will soon transform America.
Seriously. In a bloodless civil war that will probably be over by 2020. Stop laughing! This guy’s a tech corp CEO and everything, so he must be smart! The Great Lesson of California in America’s New Civil War In the … Continue reading
There’s a flavor of Spam I could live without…
I’m guessing it’s a price you pay for an email address the Internet interprets as commercial. When I used a freebie Yahoo address like 400 brazillion other faceless users, I never had this problem. Sigh. Five new messages, and I’d … Continue reading
Review of Basics of Resistance
Basics of Resistance, by Claire Wolfe and Kit Perez, is exactly what the title promises – a primer on organization and operation in a (we’d like to think theoretical and future) time when the world has goosestepped past Claire’s earlier … Continue reading
Using tire valves as jerry can vents, illustrated
Okay: For the benefit of anybody wandering in for the first time, I drive a Jeep but never into town, and I live way the HELL back in the high desert. I have to haul gasoline to the Jeep from … Continue reading
I’m going back to pressing cuneiform into clay blocks.
It was good enough for my rhetoric master, and by Enki it’s good enough for me. This computer stuff was a big mistake. Okay: I learn to my surprise this morning that I’m suddenly able to connect just fine. Maybe … Continue reading
Well, I suddenly have another big problem…
For some reason my laptop has suddenly decided it doesn’t like to be connected to the hotspot, and I can’t figure out how to convince it to change its mind. I’m very slowly pecking this post out on the smartphone, … Continue reading
Gamecam becomes spycam
It wasn’t doing me any good where it was anyway. I need to put in a fencepost to mount it on before I can effectively use the game camera to monitor ‘yote activity in the approach to my yard from … Continue reading
Ouch. That’s activism.
“So what’s zuckschumer.com?” I wondered? Heh. #ZuckSchumer represents the combined power of big tech monopolies like Facebook and Google that spy on our every move online. They sell our most private data to political targeting and advertising companies and to … Continue reading
And there went my well-planned day.
Got a review copy of Claire Wolfe’s and Kit Perez’s Basics of Resistance, which I was eager to read and also now sort of obligated to read right now. Got through the first third of it yesterday evening, with notes, … Continue reading
Barely getting a signal so I can’t watch this right now, but…
This looks like it might be fun to watch and maybe ought to be spread around if it isn’t already. WATCH: Black Gun Owner’s Epic Rant Against The Government Goes Viral”When are you all gonna start standing up for the … Continue reading
Where not to put a game camera
Sometimes I get tracks and scat at the fringes of the yard near the wash that suggest coyotes are not being as respectful of my territory as I’d prefer. Set up the game camera a few days ago hoping to … Continue reading
Making a quick-and-dirty side table out of a plant stand
The reading chair a neighbor gave me for the new bedroom is quite low. I needed a book table, but a conventional side table wouldn’t do. Ian and I found this plant stand in a local thrift store…
Spring is sprung…
Grass is …um… never mind. Wow. Dry winter. Dry spring, so far. I’d worry for the cattle, if I could bring myself to wish them well. Really the only group I’d rather wish extinction upon is their owners. If they … Continue reading
I genuinely don’t know if this gungrabber video is parody.
I could look at the rest of the channel to find out for sure, but frankly it’s a beautiful morning and I can think of less depressing things to do with it. But if you’re up for something amazingly dismissive … Continue reading
Diversity is mandatory. Except diversity of viewpoint, which is Literally Hitler.
This is funny, but not remotely safe for work. “F*ck it. That’s enough Internet for today.” Funny and almost true enough not even to be all that much of a parody – except it’s sad/hilarious how many conservatives don’t even … Continue reading
The NRA’s to blame for it.
No matter what “it” is, apparently. This is what that “civil discourse about gun violence” always boils down to… I’m not even an NRA member and this offends me. A deranged PETA vlogger who probably hated the NRA as much … Continue reading
Well, it’s a start.
I dipped into my window trim lumber to trim around the back door, but even if I hadn’t there wouldn’t have been quite enough to trim the front bedroom window. So I got the back door, side bedroom window and … Continue reading
Trying to get the motor running…
I go through this every Spring. Aside from inescapable quotidian chores that keep the lights on and the water running and the chickens (and dogs, and hermit) alive, Winter is mostly a time of sloth. My accepted leisure activities are … Continue reading
Claire and Kit’s book release got moved up…
Through some strangeness at Amazon, the Kindle edition of Basics of Resistance: Book 1 of the Practical Freedomista is still scheduled for an April 19 release but the paperback is available right now. Probably be a while before I have … Continue reading









































