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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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…has always been something of a problem for me. For several years I grumped along on the cheapest margarin, on the assumption that most would be thrown away in summer when it melted into vegetable oil and promptly went rancid. … Continue reading
On a long road trip west. We agreed we should have planned it better and will next time, because while he was willing and indeed looking for an excuse to stay a couple of days, there’s just no project going … Continue reading
In the crappy little town nearest where I live, the only drugstore is also the only ammo retailer. In theory. According to the lady I talked to yesterday morning they actually do move some ammo – it’s just that the … Continue reading
Here’s something I wrote 16 years ago on an old moribund forum, and just rediscovered today… One of the pleasures I used to share with my wife, when she was my wife and when we shared pleasures, was reading aloud … Continue reading
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So I scored 300 .44 magnum cases from some guy, as one does. Dumped them in the tumbler. Brought them into the reloading shack and started sizing and depriming them. And stuck inside one of the cases I found one … Continue reading
On Thursday I took the bike to town, didn’t even wear a jacket. Just a loose shirt for a gun burka. Didn’t feel so hot yesterday, and anyway yesterday it was cloudy all day though quite mild. But today it’s … Continue reading
…on a tree at the cattle waterer, higher than an elk might find convenient to rearrange. Certainly higher than I find convenient. Been waiting with anticipation to see how they’d react, but unfortunately the elk have made themselves scarce for … Continue reading
It’s been a pretty cold March overall. This is the first time we’ve hit seventies in the shade. First day this year I’ve opened the cabin windows. And I’m loving it. Warm wind makes me think maybe we’re actually creeping … Continue reading
…there’s been nothing worth writing about. I took that pic Wednesday morning – it snowed ALL day off and on. The weather was supposed to improve yesterday and drastically improve today – I’m going to find that miserable excuse for … Continue reading
I just got back to the cabin from taking care of T&S’s dogs and horse, and… …for once my timing was pretty good. This suddenly turned into the sort of morning that makes you wish your Jeep had windshield wipers. … Continue reading
I left the new game camera at the cattle watering station for most of the week. Mostly just got thousands of pictures of migrating robins… On one occasion a pair of ravens decided to take a bath, not heeding my … Continue reading
It was only two nights and parts of three days, but being away from my own hermetic routine always seems like it’s taking forever. I’ll still be going up to T&S’s place twice a day at least through Monday but … Continue reading
It arrived over the weekend as the result of a very generous gift from a friend of the blog. I left it up a few days to see what adjustments needed to be made in the settings – I see … Continue reading
I have two sets of neighbors going for trips. D&L are going to the city for some surgery that’s been put off due to all the weirdness – between their animals and the peculiar needs of their heating infrastructure, their … Continue reading