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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Heating with a Vogelzang Boxwood Stove
Regular commenter Phssthpok (please don’t ask me to pronounce that) suggested that since I installed mine over a year ago, a long-term Vogelzang review might be in order. That sounds like a good idea.
Get Covered Because…
…Letting the government run everything has worked out so well for education.
On Fear
I’m tempted to say that everybody has chronic fears, but I can’t do that because I don’t know everybody. Maybe it’s only me. One of my more bothersome fears made last winter more of a misery than it had to … Continue reading
To get a dog’s attention…
…sometimes you have to do something drastic. Yesterday morning, after the news about that amazing donation that will keep my eyes working was relayed to me, I was in a mood to celebrate. So I performed the Secret Lair’s answer … Continue reading
Holy. Jumpin. Jehoshaphat.
Total amount: $5,000.00 USD Currency: U.S. Dollars Confirmation number: [redacted] Purpose: Joel’s eye surgery Contributor: [redacted] Message: Please get your eyes fixed. God has an affinity for eccentric desert dwellers. Okay. I believe I will. ETA: Appointment made. Believe it … Continue reading
It’s kinda cold, and that first hour in the dark isn’t a lot of fun, but…
…at last we’ve got a morning without clouds. And I don’t know if it’ll last (the forecast said rain) but I looked up at the sun as it broke over the ridge to the ESE, crystal-clear in the perfect blue … Continue reading
“The man of good will”
Now, see, this is the way I like to wake up in the morning, via Claire: Men of good will habitually assume that other men are much like them. They, being animated and guided by what C. S. Lewis called … Continue reading
“What did you go into the wilderness to see?”
“A man dressed in soft garments?” I actually thought about that line this morning after doing something I have never done before in seven years in the wilderness: I dropped in to visit Darrel the Former Cop. Regular readers may … Continue reading
If I had an ounce of decency…
How to make chicken sweaters I’ve got that one little hen who’s never gonna be allowed to grow her feathers back. But instead of doing this, I’m just gonna eat her. Claire tried to teach me how to knit while … Continue reading
Y’know, when medieval Europeans found themselves ruled by idiots…
…they at least had the excuse of having no choice in the matter. This is Ann Kuster, US Representative for the New Hampshire second congressional district. (Yeah, I looked it up. I’d never heard of her either.) She has been … Continue reading
Have I mentioned that I hate the ATF? I think I have…
How the ATF Manufactures Crime After a bungled sting attracted the suspicion of the Milwaukee press earlier this year, reporters started to examine similar enterprises in the rest of the country. What they found astonished them. Among the tactics they … Continue reading
Man, we’re burning wood today…
Started stoking the stove at seven, when the boyz wouldn’t hold their water for one more minute. Took till nine thirty before the indoor temp reached 60, and it wasn’t because Uncle Joel was being afraid of fire. This was … Continue reading
Can you imagine him as the runt of the litter?
Going through some old photos, I came upon my first glimpse of Little Bear, back when he was just 7 of 7… How things change.
So Wendy McElroy posted a link to a bunch of Objectivism parodies, right?
And I saw that and thought, “Really? I didn’t know Objectivists were permitted a sense of humor. Particularly not about Rand or themselves.” So I clicked, and all was explained. Parody and ridicule can be done purely for humor, or … Continue reading
Why can’t microclimates ever be a good thing?
My neighbors and I have made a game out of comparing low temps, max wind gusts, and resulting damage reports. And when you compare what’s really happening with what the weather forecast says is supposed to be happening, it doesn’t … Continue reading
“Idiot! Fool! No wonder!”
So yesterday was overcast nearly all day and the day before that was no prize for a guy who gets his electrical power from the sun. But my batteries are in good repair and I was careful about usage, so … Continue reading
It looks like we dodged a big bullet!
…or maybe I shouldn’t say that too loud. Looks like just about everybody else got nailed by this big storm, but so far all we’ve had is a dusting of snow, and now the clouds look like they may want … Continue reading
Canned meat review
Some weeks ago, a kind contributor sent me a whole bunch of canned meat to help see me through the winter. I’m only familiar with one of these products, so I was interested to see how it went. Maybe you’ll … Continue reading
Learned something new today.
When we set up the big chicken house last summer, Landlady bought some little plastic and brass nipples that go in the bottom of a bucket for watering. Work great! Except the chicken house gets colder than I’d hoped, with … Continue reading









































