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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Author Archives: Joel
Okay, that’s warm enough…
Facing the prospect of a winter that lies on the rising slope of the frozen-fingers scale, I worked ahead of time to completely fill my woodshed and am now striving to get the hell over my woodstove-related phobia. A neighbor … Continue reading
The perfect simile
The first time I did a Google search on my phone and the autocomplete feature showed searches I’d done that morning on my desktop, I nearly flung the thing across the room. I mean, sure it was just trying to … Continue reading
A sentence often used in regard to Joe Biden…
“No, he really said that.” “Neither he or I are technology geeks and we assumed it was up and ready to run,” he told HLN. He really is the most entertaining VP since Spiro Agnew. At this point he’s also … Continue reading
Cappabar and essential skills on the economic edge
Over at the Travis McGee Reader there’s a picture of New Dog Libby with a big beef bone, and it led to a discussion among the voices in my head on the topic, “Man, Little Bear would think he’d died … Continue reading
Lady, Michelle Obama can get away with stuff like this. She’s got the Secret Service to keep kids from egging her house.
It takes a village to raise a busy-body. (Warning: Contains annoying and really loud autovideo) H/T to Tam.
Winter and the Last of the Oatmeal
Wind’s been scouring the tops of the ridges for two days, but yesterday was in the sixties. Today it’s not, and the expression “wind chill” first enters the discussion for the season. In my household, as I’m sure in yours, … Continue reading
Gosh, it would be awful if there were riots over this reduction in the food stamp increase. Yes. That would be terrible. Sure hope that doesn’t happen.
Get a load of this. “Riots always begin typically the same way”: Food stamp shutdown looms Friday Food stamp recipients face a massive benefit cut set to kick in when stimulus funds expire Friday. The nationwide cut “is equivalent to … Continue reading
More on the subject of wax bullets…
After writing what I did about primers and tweaking cartridge cases and wax bullets last night, I woke this morning with the thought of something that really shouldn’t have remained unsaid. I used wax bullets for practice in getting off … Continue reading
The Politics of Small Houses
For some people, I guess everything is politics. It is a new freedom strategy: liberating the human need for shelter from the state and the cronies called financial institutions. Small (or tiny) house pioneer Jay Shafer considers it to be … Continue reading
Home-built infrastructure is like a ’60’s Fiat…
Don’t go there if you’re averse to regular maintenance. Not counting the solar panels, this is the Lair’s whole electric generation system… It’s simple, it’s small, and mostly it takes care of itself. Every month or two it requires an … Continue reading
This is embarrassing.
Yesterday when I asked about why the primers were backing out of these empty cases, a lot of people told me something I really should have already known or figured out for myself. But the funny thing about it – … Continue reading
“Are there white people who don’t want black people to own guns? Yes. And their names are Mayor Bloomberg and Dianne Feinstein.”
And seriously…You progressives who want to make advocacy videos? What the %#@& is it with repeating the same phrase over and over four times? Do you know how annoying that is? It makes you sound like the miswired kid people … Continue reading
Me so want…
Ian does a brief review of a Swiss ZfK-55 sniper rifle, a scoped, rebarreled and oddly tweaked K-31. If it were chambered and barreled for .308 ball I would now be drooling on my keyboard.
‘I was all for Obamacare until I found out I was paying for it’
According to this LA Times article, a Californian actually said that. I assumed at first that it was a snarky paraphrase. Peter Lee, executive director of Covered California, said the state and insurers agreed that clearing the decks by Jan. … Continue reading
Primers pushing out? What would cause this?
A TUAK reader sent me some .44 Spl brass he’d sized and reprimed years ago with the warning that he thought most of the primers were bad. (Thanks, BTW) Rather than take the chance of loading a bunch of duds … Continue reading
My fantasy life needs work.
I have a recurring dream. It doesn’t show up often – or at least I don’t remember dreaming it often – and it’s not at all unpleasant, which is odd considering the setting. I was born in Detroit, and spent … Continue reading
Dammit! Now the feds will have to come up with something even sillier to stay #1!
When I first saw this I had to do a search to make sure it wasn’t a parody. That happens a lot lately. 🙁 Venezuela Creates ‘Vice Ministry Of Supreme Social Happiness’ To Combat Sadness CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Americans … Continue reading
Healthcare.fail: Those dastardly republicans did it. The bastards.
Well, then. If it wasn’t an “ideal atmosphere,” I suppose totalfailure.gov is perfectly excusable. How long ago did the progressives shove that law through? Yesterday? Last month? I seem to recall it was back in 2010, which others might be … Continue reading
Careful there, Joel. Nemesis follows hubris.
Thunderstorms yesterday and all night. The scary stuff passed south of me, mostly. For me, the important thing was that it clouded up in the morning and the sun never shined all day. Which, if you’re off-grid, means you should … Continue reading
Our masters sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
And they suffer so for it, the poor dears. A former University of California-Davis police officer made famous after being filmed pepper-spraying seated activists during a Nov. 2011 protest has been awarded a $38,059 workers’ compensation settlement, The Guardian reports. … Continue reading









































