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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Oops
Went down to the wash to get some sand for neighbor J. The wash is kinda wet, which made my usual method of scooping up a bucket of sand…problematic. Yeah. To the frame. In the wash. During Monsoon. Low point … Continue reading
I never know what people will find interesting.
For several days somebody, or lots of somebodies, have been obsessively typing variations of “thoughts on independence day” into various search engines. It only leads them to this post, which in turn is only a link to a Claire post. … Continue reading
Some days…
(This wasn’t supposed to get so long, and it’s mostly just rambling. But read on if that’s your pleasure.) Short, sporadic bursts of activity can actually accomplish a lot. I sometimes immerse myself in a good book when I should … Continue reading
Indentured servitude as municipal policy
Courtesy of your friend and mine, Professor Robert Reich One way to view Detroit’s bankruptcy is as a failure of political negotiations over how financial sacrifices should be divided among the city’s creditors, city workers and municipal retirees, requiring a … Continue reading
The expression “Why would you ever want to do this?” comes to mind.
I know, I know. I’ve said all along that guns should be a fashion statement. In fact, specifically, I said, When that sort of thing becomes popular, we’re seeing the re-normalization of personal weapons as a part of everyday wear. … Continue reading
Monsoon makes me grumble. As usual.
I had a joke when I lived in Socal, repeated so often close associates began avoiding me altogether: “I don’t know where I’m going when I leave here, but wherever it is I’ll never stop bitching about the weather.” The … Continue reading
I hope the state department doesn’t take this the wrong way, because I wouldn’t want to offend them. But…
If I had to fearfully watch the sky every minute because of you, I’d really hate you. The rapid-fire developments on Tuesday came as two drone strikes killed four suspected Al Qaeda militants in the Yemeni province of Mareb, an … Continue reading
The return of Snacky Time
For a brief, exclusive engagement. Once upon a time, when the big dogs were alive, we all had a tradition called Snacky Time. Every day at precisely 5 PM or as close as I could arrange, all the boys gathered … Continue reading
A bouquet for the ladies
There’s a bush that grows commonly around here; I don’t know what it is but I call it a Bee Bush because it attracts a lot of bees. And during monsoon it breaks out in stalks of yellow flowers, which … Continue reading
Never too late to go back to basics
People who’ve shot with me in the past several years could be forgiven for thinking I’m a liar, but I used to be a pretty good shot with either rifle or handgun. I competed, locally but very regularly, in combat … Continue reading
“(W)e’re not broke, there’s plenty of money, it’s just the government doesn’t have it.”
The government has a right. The people who “benefit from being here” have a duty and obligation. The context is something called an Inclusive Prosperity Act, which will probably have Ayn Rand’s estate screaming about copyright infringement before the end … Continue reading
This glove’s too big. I slipped on a rock. The sun was in my eyes.
I did something dumb with my ‘pooter Friday, and it ran me out of electricity. For most of last week we saw little sun. I did not take that into consideration in my electricity use, because my itsy bitsy free … Continue reading
You know you’re living in the right place…
…when you’re standing in a checkout line in a store in the little town nearest where you live. You’re carrying a PA-63 in an IWB holster, which isn’t quite as concealed as you planned because you forgot to grab an … Continue reading
Having troubles…
There’s some trouble at the host server, which explains why you may have had difficulty visiting the site. I’m having the same problems, of course, plus bad weather is making my satellite connection exceedingly not good – my ability to … Continue reading
If a picture is worth a thousand words, here are six.
From the Gun Violence Messaging Guide, some guiding principles. (It’s a very interesting book so far.) “When the law is on your side, argue the law. When the facts are on your side, argue the facts. When neither the facts … Continue reading
Crisis averted! Oh, thank you OPM!
You can relax now. I know many of you have been worrying yourselves sick, the deadline’s pounding down the stretch and still our masters and their aides had not found a plausible way to exempt themselves from the health care … Continue reading
Keeping us safe…
That lady who had cops show up at her door because she researched pressure cookers? Turns out she’s pretty well known in certain circles. And not as a terrorist. …the first successful American counterattack in the Terror War was a … Continue reading
Gun Grabber Talking Points
Turns out there literally is a playbook. Pretty slick, too. H/T to Codrea.
Helpful Hint for Self-Sufficiency
So you want to move out to the boonies and be fully self-sufficient? A regular Davie Crockett, but without all the politics and violent death? No problem, pilgrim! All you need is a neighbor who’ll let you sort of permanently … Continue reading









































