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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Maybe she ate someone who disagreed with her.
Zoe gave me a bit of a scare this morning. I went to bed late, and Zoe was doing her usual late-evening spastic ninja routine. Everything was fine. But she didn’t come up to visit me like she usually does, … Continue reading
Probably just as well the new coops will be out of his sight.
I think my time with the chickens is coming to an end. It’s been educational, and I will definitely miss the eggs. The bottom line, from a hassle/benefit standpoint, is that chickens appear to be very low-maintenance livestock. I let … Continue reading
More on the coolest toy ever…
Okay, I lied about no blog. A little over a week ago I mentioned that that bastard Ian finally finished the coolest toy ever. At the time there was some question about how he’d mounted the gun to the roll … Continue reading
That little problem again…
Woke up this morning to heavy overcast, a day earlier than forecast, after spending the whole evening with the ‘pooter on. So the batteries are low, though not nearly as bad as they were before the upgrade. Lord, how much … Continue reading
I think it was on this date in 1996…
I could look it up to be sure and look all smart, but who cares? Anyway, I woke up to find that the American electorate had just re-upped Bill for-god’s-sake Clinton. And although it’s true the other team had found … Continue reading
This right here.
Something there is that doesn’t love a government. I can’t excerpt it and do it a bit of justice. Just go read it.
Stop touching me!
I’ve got a keyboard gig that kept me indoors all morning. All through it, both cats shared the big chair beside my desk with an appearance of amity – as long as they were both asleep. Click woke up and … Continue reading
Personally I can’t wait.
A Weary Nation Loses Interest in Election UNITED STATES OF AMERICA — Having finally been broken by months of incessant media coverage, the American people no longer really care who wins the presidential election anymore. Although voting day is tomorrow, … Continue reading
“Guy Fawkes: The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions”
Straightforward intentions, anyway. Can’t say how honest he was. Happy V for Vendetta Day! H/T to Claire. Remember remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot…
QoD – “Watch out for those notable exceptions” Edition
We should also never forget another pillar of our democracy: The ability of the United States government to transfer power and negotiate legislative differences in a peaceful and orderly fashion (the one notable exception in our history being the bloody … Continue reading
So yesterday I broke a law or two…
I’d like to justify myself by claiming it was an act of desperation. But in affluent modern America, this is what constitutes desperation: I was overwhelmed with dirty laundry. Normally I hand-wash my stuff in the sink, which is one … Continue reading
How the mighty have fallen.
This made me sad. Today, my husband witnessed a wondrous act of resourcefulness. A man with a horse trailer hitched to his truck was filling up individual 5 gallon jugs of gas in order to transport them back to New … Continue reading
How’s that “New Civility” working out, America?
Hee. This guy’s a hoot. He should be a comedian, or something. Bill Maher Warns Romney Supporters: ‘Black People Know Who You Are and They Will Come After You’ If by “Hope and Change” you mean “I Hope this won’t … Continue reading
And speaking of lenses…
It looks as though I’m actually going to be able to replace my glasses in the next couple of months. That’ll come as a big improvement, I hope. Early next month I’m going to the big town about fifty miles … Continue reading
“Dammit, dammit, dammit…”
There’s big news on the M’s Dome front, and I wanted to show you but I can’t. The software in Claire’s old faithful digital camera seems to have taken a dump. Or maybe there really is something wrong with the … Continue reading
I’m #8! I’m #8!
Brad McElroy’s “The Eight Stages of Voting.” Go and read. Sounds familiar.
Chicken Update
Well, it’s coming up on two weeks now and all the chickens are still alive. Productive, too – 2-3 eggs a day. Which means somebody’s letting me down. But that raises a question for the chicken-raisers out there: You’ve got … Continue reading
Ebook update, and opinion bleg
A week or so ago I mentioned that I’m working on my very first ebook, titled “A Solar Electric System On the Cheap, On the Fly, and Off the Grid”. Unlike most of my projects this one trotted along just … Continue reading
Some people are stupid.
How long has it been since that big storm in the northeast? Weeks? Months? Seems like only a few days ago, but it must be longer than that because people can’t possibly have been this unprepared. I refuse to … … Continue reading









































